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Delusional Donald the Dumbass showing how stupid he thinks everyone is
Trump's head on Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf's body saying "Grocery prices are starting to go rapidly down, Rent is down, Airfares are down, Hotel rates are down, Cell phone prices are down."
January 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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Release ALL the Epstien files. Prosecute ALL the abusers. Bring justice for ALL the victims.
Trump is Abstract Daddy
January 14, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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He doesn't have receipts for any of the accusations he is making against #minnesota.

This is not presidential. This is not normal.

#Trump is disrupting communities and taking away rights and freedoms granted legally.

He is lying when he says "You can be here if you do it the legal way"
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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The RFK Jr. Food Pyramid A pyramid with a diagram of a brain and a worm coming out of a hole in that brain.
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Trump forgot to scroll down when getting that screenshot:
Government: Federal presidential republic under an authoritarian dictatorship.
January 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Oh it's this guy:
January 10, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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Release the Epstein Files
January 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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Oh yeah I see you
Jeff standing in front of a mountain of corn on the cob with a sign that says Jeff's Corn Hoard similar to the one in Donkey Kong Country
January 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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George Santos waving. The caption reads: "Many people need help and for far too long it was impossible to bring them any relief," he said, as he did the most helpful thing he could for his country by leaving it forever.
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Pete Hegseth's face on Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf's body saying "What? No! It's, like, the exact opposite of Iraq!"
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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Nobody has even been charged with this crime. Either they don't want accountability, or they made it up.

#Trump said that he had an entire presentation ready to go about how the #Georgia election was stolen but he has sat on it the entire time.

He's so full of shit.
Two people wearing suits that have filled with waste.
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Who knew #Trump would be signing such a big #welfare check and acknowledging #TrumpTax #tariffs are harmful to American business? #bailout #maga
Tired Trump wearing a "Socialism for Farmers Again" hat on an album cover named "No Bootstraps Required", in a parody of a Phil Collins album.
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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#maga in late 2024 vs #maga in late 2025
Hype vs shite, the top image depicts arrogance with two sneering people dressed in red and the bottom image depicts today's reality with their suits filling with sewage. The images come from the movie Brazil (1985).
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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And why not, businesses sue the government all the time when things don't go their way. #costco #trump
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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#Trump 's quack doctors told him everything's fine and he can continue his 2400 calorie meals!
A barely conscious Trump ordering a Frankenburger at a restaurant
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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The #whitehouse has unveiled their 2025 Ginger Bread House decoration:
Gingerbread Whitehouse with construction vehicle and demolished gingerbread/licorice near the east wing.
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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The new America The Beautiful pass will have #Trump 's picture on it, some concepts have leaked:
Card featuring a picture of Trump's thinning hair blowing in the wind, caption reads "Bald Eagle" Card featuring a picture of Trump's mugshot, caption reads "Epstein Results" Card featuring a picture of Trump's neck flaps, caption reads "The Grand Canyon"
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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In the name of civility we encourage you to choose among these hairstyles:
Various hairstyles intended for North Korean women Various hairstyles intended for North Korean men
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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It's like Mamdani arrived right after Trump's treatment
A picture of Trump giving Mamdani a goofy grin being compared to Mr Burns seen in the woods, glowing green after his longevity treatment, as he says "I bring you love"
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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I thought Texas always fought against being ordered around by the federal government... #buddyholly #texas
Buddy Holly crosswalk
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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#fellforitagain
A leopard with MTG's face in its mouth
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Trump grabbing Bill Clinton's crotch, caption "It all depends on what the definition of sexual relations is!"
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM