Noah, Cactus Gremlin
@vanillachigchampa.bsky.social
He/They
29
Wisconsin, USA
This is where I shitpost, share memes, talk plants, & butt-chug Monster Energy™ to purify my pineal-gland.
29
Wisconsin, USA
This is where I shitpost, share memes, talk plants, & butt-chug Monster Energy™ to purify my pineal-gland.
The Lord of the Rings: The Twin Towers
December 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The Lord of the Rings: The Twin Towers
my old job at a garden-center was wild because my coworkers would bring their pets in, ranging from a boxer & pitbull, massive tortoise that plowed through shelves, a green cheek conure, & a monkey
December 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
my old job at a garden-center was wild because my coworkers would bring their pets in, ranging from a boxer & pitbull, massive tortoise that plowed through shelves, a green cheek conure, & a monkey
she junji on my ito 'til I gyo
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
she junji on my ito 'til I gyo
I think my little cousins tired out Ripley
December 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I think my little cousins tired out Ripley
ted cruz piss roach controversy
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
ted cruz piss roach controversy
interesting fact: Joe Pera was raised by a pack of grandpas
December 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
interesting fact: Joe Pera was raised by a pack of grandpas
just found a tiktok page where a couple guys are blindfolded in a fighting ring & slap each other with belts for sport
December 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
just found a tiktok page where a couple guys are blindfolded in a fighting ring & slap each other with belts for sport
keter-class dump has breached containment
December 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
keter-class dump has breached containment
Fallout is probably the best film/tv adaptations of a videogame out there
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Fallout is probably the best film/tv adaptations of a videogame out there
Paramount+ is probably the most dogshit streaming service I've ever used.
December 19, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Paramount+ is probably the most dogshit streaming service I've ever used.
in episode 8 of It: Welcome to Derry, Pennywise says Black people taste better
December 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
in episode 8 of It: Welcome to Derry, Pennywise says Black people taste better
Got all the trophies for Bloodborne & its DLC
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Got all the trophies for Bloodborne & its DLC
Nevermind! I lodged myself into the left side of the Amygdala's tail, occasionally baiting it into jumping, & beat both.
why the fuck did I make two cursed & defiled amygdalas for myself?
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Nevermind! I lodged myself into the left side of the Amygdala's tail, occasionally baiting it into jumping, & beat both.
the SCP fandom cannot fathom the keter-class dump I'm taking
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
the SCP fandom cannot fathom the keter-class dump I'm taking
why the fuck did I make two cursed & defiled amygdalas for myself?
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
why the fuck did I make two cursed & defiled amygdalas for myself?
Finally set everything up!
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Finally set everything up!
cactus spine under my thumbnail REEE
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
cactus spine under my thumbnail REEE
My Lophophora williamsii are mostly thriving!
AGES:
Picture 1 - 17 years old
Picture 2 - 8 years old
Picture 3 - 3 years old plus a mystery cactus of the same age
Picture 4 - 18 months old
AGES:
Picture 1 - 17 years old
Picture 2 - 8 years old
Picture 3 - 3 years old plus a mystery cactus of the same age
Picture 4 - 18 months old
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My Lophophora williamsii are mostly thriving!
AGES:
Picture 1 - 17 years old
Picture 2 - 8 years old
Picture 3 - 3 years old plus a mystery cactus of the same age
Picture 4 - 18 months old
AGES:
Picture 1 - 17 years old
Picture 2 - 8 years old
Picture 3 - 3 years old plus a mystery cactus of the same age
Picture 4 - 18 months old
why call Biden "Sleepy Joe" if he's so woke?
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
why call Biden "Sleepy Joe" if he's so woke?
I don't use Spotify, so here's my YouTube Music recap
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I don't use Spotify, so here's my YouTube Music recap
The battery & Vivosun label aren't even on the correct side of the product in the image.
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The battery & Vivosun label aren't even on the correct side of the product in the image.
I'm surprised Yellowjackets doesn't have an incel fandom considering most of the women in that show are toxic, while all the men are seen as good. Even the guy that cheated on his highschool girlfriend is a fan favorite.
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I'm surprised Yellowjackets doesn't have an incel fandom considering most of the women in that show are toxic, while all the men are seen as good. Even the guy that cheated on his highschool girlfriend is a fan favorite.
Still pissed about the lady that laughed at my Epiphyllum cactus fruit post on Facebook, saying "that's dragonfruit not cactus, know difference 🤣🤣". Bitch, I grow both & both are in the cactus family.
Shout-out to that shit houseplant group having an AI moderator that doesn't allow photo replies.
Shout-out to that shit houseplant group having an AI moderator that doesn't allow photo replies.
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Still pissed about the lady that laughed at my Epiphyllum cactus fruit post on Facebook, saying "that's dragonfruit not cactus, know difference 🤣🤣". Bitch, I grow both & both are in the cactus family.
Shout-out to that shit houseplant group having an AI moderator that doesn't allow photo replies.
Shout-out to that shit houseplant group having an AI moderator that doesn't allow photo replies.
Trying to set up a ventilation system in my grow tent that I've had for a year & the only instructions it came with show how to attach a mount on the fan & nothing else. I've been relying on images/videos posted in the Amazon reviews to figure it out.
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Trying to set up a ventilation system in my grow tent that I've had for a year & the only instructions it came with show how to attach a mount on the fan & nothing else. I've been relying on images/videos posted in the Amazon reviews to figure it out.
On the topic of my Bolivian Torch, the monstrose mutant variety of this species is literally called the "Penis Cactus"
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
On the topic of my Bolivian Torch, the monstrose mutant variety of this species is literally called the "Penis Cactus"