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vanillanarutozero.bsky.social
@vanillanarutozero.bsky.social
He/him ate the piss shark
She's fine
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Fired for what? Being awesome?
December 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Rather pay a fine than pay people to shovel
December 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Followed by a rap
December 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Rather pay the fine than pay people to clear the snow
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cris is literally in love with JJ. He has compared him to a lion and sunshine
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I’m assuming it has to do with him calling himself ‘unc’ and they’re loving it
December 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’m watching… GCW
December 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Yeah, that was a HOLY FUCK
December 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
For. The. Sickos.
December 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I had Crumbl once years ago. Went to our local Chipotle to eat. Saw there was a Crumbl next door. Bought the 4 box of cookies, tried each (not finish), and was like 'yeah, never need to eat that again'. And I'm a fat guy who loves cookies, so that's damning
December 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Gottheimer in Jersey, who ran his entire primary campaign for governor on the idea he fights trump, just voted against impeaching trump. Not surprised! As Gottheimer is more gop than dem. More disappointing THREE NJ reps being among the 47 ‘present’ cowards
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Lol… I would go bright red faced and single tear if I got a handshake, immediately
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Now I want to see Paul and Prue try em
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
She’s the best
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Which is what you should think of anyone expressing any positivity toward either of these sex criminals and/or others
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Great improv team name
great ska and/or industrial metal and/or grindcore band name
December 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Not fucking Auschwitz… whatever
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
1. I was pleasantly surprised by him being cool about the shirt because she had me worried her bf would suck

2. My guess was him either biting into the cake and choking on a funko pop or him cutting into cake and slicing into a funko pop, my money is 100% on a dumb funko pop and fucking Auschwitz
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM