VanillaScott
@vanillascott.bsky.social
Thirty year veteran of the never-frustrating film and television industry. Raised by Kate Bush.
Mineralogists know that manganese is the money mineral.
June 21, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Mineralogists know that manganese is the money mineral.
I know a lot of people mute their TVs when the #Kars4Kids commercial comes blaring on. I don't.
I unplug the TV, wheel it out into the back yard and set it on fire.
I unplug the TV, wheel it out into the back yard and set it on fire.
June 5, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I know a lot of people mute their TVs when the #Kars4Kids commercial comes blaring on. I don't.
I unplug the TV, wheel it out into the back yard and set it on fire.
I unplug the TV, wheel it out into the back yard and set it on fire.
Old people sure love finding weird new ways to add copper to products that definitely do not need copper in them.
May 16, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Old people sure love finding weird new ways to add copper to products that definitely do not need copper in them.
It'll be obvious to professional creative types like @gailsimone.bsky.social and @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com but to the uninitiated, what I was trying to do with this ouvre is bring the style and wit of a Fatsy Patsy into the digital age with hip and young characters talking about today's issues.
About ten years ago I decided I wanted to make a comic strip about a girl from Aurora, Illinois using #Microsoft #Word exclusively. I just ran across a few of them. #comics #comicstrip
May 11, 2024 at 4:34 AM
It'll be obvious to professional creative types like @gailsimone.bsky.social and @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com but to the uninitiated, what I was trying to do with this ouvre is bring the style and wit of a Fatsy Patsy into the digital age with hip and young characters talking about today's issues.
About ten years ago I decided I wanted to make a comic strip about a girl from Aurora, Illinois using #Microsoft #Word exclusively. I just ran across a few of them. #comics #comicstrip
May 11, 2024 at 4:19 AM
About ten years ago I decided I wanted to make a comic strip about a girl from Aurora, Illinois using #Microsoft #Word exclusively. I just ran across a few of them. #comics #comicstrip
One thing that is different about my life post-pandemic is that I can be awake, busy, have energy, etc…but if I eat a meal, even a tiny one, my body says “We’re going to sleep NOW! And I mean RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!” And I try to make it to my bed before I hit the floor.
#pandemic #fallout
#pandemic #fallout
May 10, 2024 at 10:20 PM
May 10, 2024 at 9:25 PM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social Regarding stealing roomfuls of government secrets and getting that trial postponed indefinitely, Trump pulled off Watergate on steroids and I feel like everyone is just shrugging. Cannon knew the media were gonna be so deep in pornstar land she could do anything she wanted.
May 10, 2024 at 9:45 AM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social Regarding stealing roomfuls of government secrets and getting that trial postponed indefinitely, Trump pulled off Watergate on steroids and I feel like everyone is just shrugging. Cannon knew the media were gonna be so deep in pornstar land she could do anything she wanted.
Wheat toast, ricotta, agave and blueberries. I can’t stop eating this. 😲 #breakfastfordinner
May 9, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Wheat toast, ricotta, agave and blueberries. I can’t stop eating this. 😲 #breakfastfordinner
I can’t stop thinking of that poor worm starving to death.
May 9, 2024 at 9:10 AM
I can’t stop thinking of that poor worm starving to death.
Back in the day, the fact that Goop sold out of their Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle in literal seconds and, rather than produce more, followed up with an Albert Brook's balls candle makes me think she's kidding? Maybe? Or just...I don't know. Maybe I need to read Goop's mission statement.
May 8, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Back in the day, the fact that Goop sold out of their Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle in literal seconds and, rather than produce more, followed up with an Albert Brook's balls candle makes me think she's kidding? Maybe? Or just...I don't know. Maybe I need to read Goop's mission statement.
May 2, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Ended up watching that biopic Saltburn about the steak guy with the sunglasses and a bunch of WEIRD FUCKING SHIT happened I won’t bother to repeat and then the movie ended without a single shot of the guy pouring the salt down his arm. Hello??? His most famous thing isn’t in the movie.
???
???
April 30, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Ended up watching that biopic Saltburn about the steak guy with the sunglasses and a bunch of WEIRD FUCKING SHIT happened I won’t bother to repeat and then the movie ended without a single shot of the guy pouring the salt down his arm. Hello??? His most famous thing isn’t in the movie.
???
???
I so appreciate life’s micro victories that sometimes not having to pee is enough to put me in a good mood.
April 28, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I so appreciate life’s micro victories that sometimes not having to pee is enough to put me in a good mood.
How many Cyber Ninjas ended up dying during that Maricopa recount/audit? A hundred? Two hundred?
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April 25, 2024 at 2:08 AM
How many Cyber Ninjas ended up dying during that Maricopa recount/audit? A hundred? Two hundred?
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“The aggressive hallucinating lady agrees with our politics” is an odd flex but OK.
April 21, 2024 at 1:21 PM
“The aggressive hallucinating lady agrees with our politics” is an odd flex but OK.
Space does the least amount of heavy lifting as far as creating characters goes yet it gets it’s own bar. I guess it’s who you know.
April 21, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Space does the least amount of heavy lifting as far as creating characters goes yet it gets it’s own bar. I guess it’s who you know.
April 6, 2024 at 6:18 AM
If the #eclipse ends up being a promo gimmick for a new #HBO series I’m gonna soooo pissed but also soooo impressed. #marketing
April 6, 2024 at 6:00 AM
If the #eclipse ends up being a promo gimmick for a new #HBO series I’m gonna soooo pissed but also soooo impressed. #marketing
You know who’s a real odd kind of dude? Guys whose favorite color is yellow. I’ve maybe met two my whole life. Super friendly, utterly friendless. Odd.
April 2, 2024 at 10:06 PM
You know who’s a real odd kind of dude? Guys whose favorite color is yellow. I’ve maybe met two my whole life. Super friendly, utterly friendless. Odd.
@chrislhayes.bsky.social Not sure if this would make a good segment on your show or a longer format like John Oliver's, but I would love to see an explanation of why people like Sandy Hook families, Ruby Freeman, E. Jean Carroll, Crypto-douche victims, never see a dime of their huge settlements.
March 29, 2024 at 6:19 AM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social Not sure if this would make a good segment on your show or a longer format like John Oliver's, but I would love to see an explanation of why people like Sandy Hook families, Ruby Freeman, E. Jean Carroll, Crypto-douche victims, never see a dime of their huge settlements.