Carl van Simpleton
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Carl van Simpleton
@vansimpleton.bsky.social
Supervillain moonlighting as a Project Manager/ Process Improvement Professional. Seeking work in Death Star development.
It is past time to get serious.
Using our phones to record evil does not work. They do not care.
Learn from the past. Do not wait to to be butchered like pigs. Protect our children, sisters, mothers & brothers.
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#BlackLivesMatter
October 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I don't know. If I had children... and someone pulled them out of bed in the middle of the night for some racist humiliation ritual...
I'm just saying... it would not take much.
October 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This is fake. I am sure it is possible, but it is not that easy to forge papers anymore. They aren't checking a signature. We have databases of biometric information.
June 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Reposted by Carl van Simpleton
Why is this toxic masculinity and not sociopathic behavior induced by a culture of capitalist exploitation?
Masculinity is not toxic. Masculinity protects, teaches, supports, builds, & encourages.
June 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Why is this toxic masculinity and not sociopathic behavior induced by a culture of capitalist exploitation?
Masculinity is not toxic. Masculinity protects, teaches, supports, builds, & encourages.
June 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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May 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
You sound like a terrible person.
This is exactly what a terrible person would type.
No nuance, no consideration. Let's just lynch 'em and let God sort it out.
May 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I work in process improvement. It is my job to simplify complex processes and concepts to make communication and implementation easier. A core tenant is to always consider the human beings that engage with the process.
My profession shapes my perspective.
May 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Hey guys, let's cut the guy some grace. He didn't promote it. Just got paid to ask some benign questions. He did not seem thrilled.
We don't know what he is going through where he felt pushed to accept the job.
May 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM