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Tiger Figueroa
@vantahku.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 Supervillain 🦖 Father / Writer / Crafter 🚀
💍 Married to @nirazjaku.bsky.social 🦄
♒️ Lv.38 Romantic/Bisexual 🩷💜💙

#AutismAcceptance ♾️
#HumanRights ☯️
#Resistance 🌎
#BlueWave 🌊
#StaySafe 👍
#Gamer 👾
#PTSD 💚
#Furry 😼
#Pride 🏳️‍🌈
#Punk 🤘
#Nerd ⚛️
Picket signage demanded CoD bros cover their chesticles. Hastily drafted legislation was introduced, requiring everyone (even the man-children) wear braziers. At such lofty peaks, the inspector's position became inevitable. It's a job I take quite seriously; I keep both hands firmly on the task!
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
People say they've never heard of the National Bra Inspector. If only they knew... it's actually a big cover-up!

What began as a gubernatorial nip-slip, rapidly escalated to congressional hearings, investigating the cause of wardrobe malfunctions. Before long, the activist groups got involved.
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
December 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Every millionaire on earth should be ground into paste and used to fertilize the fields they disrespect!
#NoKings #EatTheTich
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Every single #ICE agent should be locked up at one of their own concentration camps. Then tried for treason and crimes against humanity. Many would need to be executed by firing squad. They deserve far worse, but justice should be served according to the laws of the land.
#NoKings #NurembergTrials
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
We should round up every millionaire in the country and give them a choice: either they turn over the entirety of their ill-gotten wreath, or we chop their damn heads off and take it. Who's with me on this one? #EatTheRich
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Every single Trump supporter on earth, deserves death. We should shun their very existence, as though they are already dead. Reject their calls and throw out their holiday letters. Decent people shouldn't have to suffer the company of fascist Nazi SCUM! Republicans deserve to suffer!
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
192,000 Rubies later... I've purchased all the Soil, Fertilizer and Seeds needed to completely restock my garden. I'm currently distributing 1,152 stacks of items to all 384 Planter Boxes. The real trick with projects like this, is to plan in stages and frequent breaks.
#MentalHealth #StaySafe
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Time to replant! (before I spend more on decorations)
#Minecraft #OriginRealms has 8 unique cash crops, that grow in Planter Boxes. Each box holds a stack of Soil, Seeds and Fertilizer. Wooden Sprinklers cover 24 boxes and I have 16 (2 of each crop). So I need 384 stacks of Soil and Fertilizer.
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
#Minecraft / The true meaning of #covfefe
The cost has been millions of lives and the future of the American people. I would have to agree with Shakespeare, regarding sound, fury and the lack of significance. 😑☕ Anyway, here's some progress shots of my Auto-Restaurant and Base, over on #OriginRealms
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Let's eat the rich!
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Okay, but like... how hard?
Can they bite without leaving marks?
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Three electrical outlets have spontaneously stopped working, in the apartment. 🙀
Naturally it was along the wall with the TV and router. So, we're going to be without a few devices and have an extension cord across the living room, until we get an electrician in this shithole.
#ExistentialWeariness
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Would have posted about #ThanksgivingDinner sooner, but family time has priority over the internet. 🤷‍♂️
Everything else went to hell and we're non-traditional anyway, so I made all-you-can-eat #Sushi and #Onigiri this year. I'm becoming more confident at rolling, but desperately need a proper knife.
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Taking a break to poke at my #Minecraft #OriginRealms build. I've finally completed the Chic'o'matic, so the server has free food, whenever I'm online. ⚙️🍗 What's everyone else doing with their #Thanksgiving afternoon?
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Have you ever watched the Batmetal fan videos?
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I had to look that up... apparently they're actually a thing, available from multiple stores. #TodayILearned
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Why are We The People so fuckin PISSED OFF tately?!
Gee... Let's stop and think about that for a moment.

Prices are up across the board:
Groceries: 85%
Utilities: 78%
Healthcare: 67%
Housing: 66%
Gasoline: 54%

#FuckTrump
#Resistance
#BlueWave
#NoKings
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hell yeah! 😍👍
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Sometimes you have to go with a simple, rustic dinner.
Tonight I sliced and cooked some chicken breast with rosemary and thyme. Then roasted it with chopped potatoes. For the side, I pan seared broccoli in a bit of Italian vinaigrette. Topped everything with a hint of butter.
#HomeCooking #StaySafe
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I guess I shouldn't be surprised by my results... Sent it to wifey as well; that's gonna be interesting. 😅
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
🥵🍑 Looks like a healthy dinner choice, to me!
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
A bit of paranoid ideation has lead to a slight redesign and major new feature. 🤷‍♂️🏗️ Once the main storage and vending machine are filled with Cooked Chicken, the Hatcher is locked out. So, I basically hotwired one thing to the other thing and now it's more awesome. 😹👍
#Efficiency #Design #Minecraft
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
By the power of stubbornness issues and Hopper Clocks, I've DONE IT! The give-away unit now stores 9 stacks in the lower dropper and it's more efficient.
🔥😈🔪 🥚⚙️🍗
The Chic'o'matic produces roughly 7.5 Cooked Chickens per minute (about 150 per day). A furnace was too slow, so I switched to a Smoker.
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM