I thought conservatism and the free market would make us outpace everyone else. You’re telling me that letting corps and billionaires monopolize markets, implement planned obsolescence, and jacking up prices artificially would incentivize stagnation? Wow. I’m so shocked, look at me, the shocked man.

“The fascists won’t seize power and end democracy guys, it’s against the 22nd amendment of the constitution!” - fascist supporting newspaper says.

Probably smelling their own farts on their high horse.

How much did the corp pay for the ad?

Where was this attitude during the election?

What’s your stance on women though?

Downplaying colonizing your mom

What’s the difference in quality from say Thursday boots?

This looks like Godzilla, right?