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vanitas! @vanumoi.nsfw.science · Sep 20
🕯memento mori: the vanitas archives🕯

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kennymyboy.bsky.social
I forgor to post this here, but Hey look at that my first suggestive art.... Anyway here's some watermech with my monster waterboy!
#waterboy #watermech #robertrobertson
January 24, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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lemonspices.bsky.social
Wet and Wild 💧👌💙
#watermech #waterboyfanart #dispatchnsfw
February 2, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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mintymori.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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nightfar.bsky.social
#radiostatic #vincentwhittman #alastor
Almost forgot to post this here
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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spacynop.bsky.social
Couldn't decide which version to keep so here's both 👀

#murdermedia #radiostatic #voxal #hazbinhotel #vox #alastor
February 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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ysmay.bsky.social
#radiostatic #voxal
I hope they heal someday ... ❤️‍🩹
February 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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anth0nymari0n.bsky.social
#RadioStatic #voxal #HazbinHotel #art

Little obsession (⁠´⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠)
Radiostatic
February 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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sex-keeper.bsky.social
i like my men very moist and lubricated 🤭
#aidasdraws #dispatch #waterboy
Two doodles of Waterboy. In the first he is gulping down on Robert's cock and swallowing his cum. In the second, he has his mouth wide open and is panting. His face is wet and flushed, and tears run down his cheeks. Robert is moaning, "Holy shit, Herm-! God, look at you. So messy..."
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
vanumoi.nsfw.science
me to robert robertson the third
wwxwashere.bsky.social wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 5d
i can't fix him but i can write fanfiction of him in the domestic scenarios he deserves
January 31, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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tomle7.bsky.social
#twst #twistedwonderland
October 17, 2024 at 8:44 AM
vanumoi.nsfw.science
that shit pissed me off i HATE being immediately pedantic before i hit the brakes and think "bbg thats not that deep" bcz im already stressed
January 30, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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holyaches.bsky.social
the corruption begins with the mouth， the tongue， the wanting. the first poem in the world is i want to eat.
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 PM
vanumoi.nsfw.science
there's a sparring match inside my head that has been going for almost a week now and i think watermech is winning chat im soooo cooked
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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mattychrome.bsky.social
you dont know it but you already miss me💧❤️

#dispatch #watermech #waterboy #robertrobertsoniii
a bright and colorful drawing of waterboy and mecha man from dispatch to the lyrics of 'watermelon' by john & jane q. public. the lyrics go as follows; i'm a watermelon slammed into your driveway / crack me open so that i feel the air inside me / like a tongue-tongue / in my ear drum dum-dum. another bright and colorful drawing of waterboy and robert from dispatch to the lyrics of 'watermelon' by john & jane q. public. the lyrics go as follows; music boyfriend i'm your yum-yum / call me and i'll come / fuck the rest of 'em / fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all but us
January 7, 2026 at 9:02 AM
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baph0muttt.bsky.social
whatever, go my watermech
#nsfw #watermech
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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bl33ding-h34rt.bsky.social
I dont have a good excuse as to why I didn't draw Roberts scars and I'm kind of regretting that now BUT- it was a quick one so I didn't rly put any thought into it
#watermech
#waterboydispatch #robertrobertsondispatch
December 31, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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sunnyscoloringpage.bsky.social
siren bill au my beloved
writing a one shot for these guys, I have so many ideas
ford left NJ with stan when he was kicked out + went sailing :)
soon they stumbled upon a very mischievous siren

#billford #gravityfalls #fordpines #gravityfallsfanart #fanart #billfordfanart #mermaid #sirenbillau
January 26, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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theresatriangle.bsky.social
Whatever you say bud
#billford
January 23, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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satelliteradioshow.bsky.social
🔺"You'll never guess, there is no subtext - so let's just get undressed."

#gravityfalls #billford #BillCipher #StanfordPines
January 20, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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notthecsibor.bsky.social
Immobilize.

#gravityfalls #billcipher #stanfordpines #billford
January 27, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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triangledump.bsky.social
#billford
January 26, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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p9kk3.bsky.social
#orv #joongdok
January 29, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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jjoneechan.bsky.social
📻📺 ‘Hunger’ AU
technically part 2 (1/?) -
welp looks like it turned into a plot 😭
#radiostatic #voxal
Alastor is walking through a district broadcasting throughout the city calling out for Vox to hang out. His ears tune into a frequency they share and receives an SOS signal from Vox in morse code ••• — — — ••• Alastor sends out his shadow to search for him A: Voooox~ come on out! Let’s grab a bite! A: ah, there you — ! … Vincent..? A: Find him. Fuck doing backgrounds maaann 😭 Alastor tracks his shadow to an alley covered in blood, he jokingly assumes Vox is playing hide and seek. His shadow leads him closer to a dumpster, ignoring the bodies of other sinners A: aha! So hide and seek today? I must admit, I wouldn’t have expected this spot! It doesn’t suit you! A: Blood… still wet, was there a fight? A: Voooox~ What, licking your wounds? Come now, Vox! You’re it! Alastor discovers Vox’s body inside the dumpster. His calm demeanor unravels at the sight, fueled by visceral rage. Vox warbles and glitches a response. V: hh€e-e륥 A-Al#, yøu#uu [][][] ffføünd me-ę€e [] Something inside Alastor snaps, and he shifts into full demon mode, cradling Vox A: ŴHØ ÐIÐ THİŚ TØ YØÜ Vox attempts to reassure Alastor by wrapping his tail plug around his finger and asks to be taken home V: tøøk carr[]rre øf it it it it *t@kë mëmemėmemę h[]mmme Vox wakes up from being regenerated violently. My headcanon is that when Sinners regenerate, they experience the same pain as how they died in life, so Vox gets electrocuted every time. If Alastor were to die and respawn, he’d wake up to a mindsplitting headache V: GOD!! FUCK!! KOFF KOFF UGH that fu-hic-ing SUCKED I hate being electrocuted again
January 25, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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jjoneechan.bsky.social
Part 3.5 some notes Alastor took about Vox
#radiostatic #voxal
'Alastor discoveries' specimen: Vincent 'a noisy picture box that followed me around unafraid of me that's a first!' disposition of a dog (gross) - loyal eager cute? - manual buttons for picture adjustment - Volume always at 100% how annoying - always bursting with static - attuned to my frequency - he won't let me peak around the back of his head rude! - he can resize and move his face anywhere but it's only contained inside his screen, any effort to come out just splits his face - his face can glitch or be reduced to symbols which causes a headache! - his screen is surprisingly soft and warm! sort of like a gel-based interface that is heat sensitive. What a strange evolution of technology! - leaving fingerprints is like leaving hickeys! how scandalous! - What is he so happy about being claimed? So shameless! How does Vox eat? as of right now his mouth is just a projected image So how does he sustain himself? Theory 1: - only eats electricity - can he eat his own? - does this count a self-cannibalism? Theory 2: - human skull inside - normal body functions - BORING! New discovery! Gills! - Shark anatomy? - is the stomach lower? - bigger lungs? - ... cloaca or claspers? I must ask to dissect him next time! Theory 3: - he doesn't "... Surely not. Vox is still a human sinner. Even in death, we have bodily needs" "...You're not starving to death, are you? I'll be very angry if you are" He says he'll figure out a way to force a tongue out What a clever little picture box When he gets a functional mouth I'll treat him to Maman's recipe "What an honor! I am too kind HA!"
January 16, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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jjoneechan.bsky.social
Radiostatic kisses part 3 (I’m obsessed over how does Vox’s mouth work and I’m making it Alastors problem) #voxal #radiostatic
Alastor and Vox are sitting at a diner/bar, Alastor finished his meal, Vox hasn’t ordered anything. A: I apologize for not waiting until your order, dear. I was simply famished! V: Oh don’t sweat it I don’t really eat here A: Oh? is it allergies? V: nah I just don't have a mouth? A: Whatever do you mean it's right here, ha! V: Well, yeah, but it's just a projected image. I can't feel that Alastor slides his fingers around Vox’s screen A: ohh? so you don't feel my fingers at all? V: N-no? Alastor gets closer to Vox space A: How curious! Open your mouth V: huh? but- A: hurry up now! good boy! A: Your screen is so warm. Aw, poo I really can't put my fingers inside your mouth Vox whines A: What a lovely sound! You're panting, yet I don't feel your breath! bizarre! Is that you or your machinery? Alastor mocks Vox A: What a pitiful existence you are! How can you enjoy afterlife without the pleasure of tasting delicious flesh? You're suffering is delightful! I must admit I'm almost jealous I could save so much time if I didn't need to eat! Oh you make me laugh Vincent! V: “Pitiful”,yeah that's me. can't smoke, can't drink, can't kiss. God I miss kissing the most. Alastor coos A: Aw, poor baby so pathetic.You shouldn't have told me that darling. Now I have leverage~ V: Whuddyamean? A: I mean I could kiss you anytime and you can't even tell or kiss back! isn't that tragic? Vox starts overheating and glitching V: Wuh-would you? WHRRRright now? please! Uh- to test it out?? A: very well my darling picture box How could I refuse a lovely experiment? I'll happily indulge in your suffering When their lips meet there's static and radio waves interfering. Alastor laughs maniacally as his mouth gets shocked and numbed. Alastor slobbers all over Vox's screen. V: FFUCK!! ALASTOR!?? T-that was the hotteZZZt thing in my luh-life! d-do it again?? Vox is determined to get an upgrade V: I'll figure out a way to give myself a functioning mouth I WILL KISS YOU BACK! Alastor doubles over laughing A: That's your ONLY priority? You're hilarious! think about what you'll finally eat IDIOT HA! V: THE ONLY THING I WANT TO EAT IS YOU!! V: UH I meant - not like- I didn't - They are both thinking of different definitions for ‘eating’ A: Oh! My, how forward! Only if I eat you first ~ V: WAIT - HUH?!!?
January 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM