Has anyone in congress actually send the “required (total bs)” 7 days notice to inspect detention centers. From what I have seen they just have show up and get rejected then just go “welp, I did all I could do.”

Idk, violence is the only language that they speak. Plus they can’t read, just saying.

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Quick! Place your bets! Let’s get rich off tyranny.

The president telling me on camera “fuck you” and flipping me off is definitely on my bucket list now. That’s some historical stuff right there.

Damn, dude couldn’t even qualify to be an Uber Eats Driver. Perfect hire for ICE.

Two 9v batteries is a portion of cheese? That’s malnutrition. A car battery is the healthy minimum.

My little man is like this

This made me realize that the entire series of Game of Thrones canonically takes place between thanksgiving and Christmas.

I’m going to stand beside that claim. That’s my hill.

Pssshh 65 hours. Be like the rest of us and Just have 200 person orgy. Y’all would have been done in 20 minutes.

Damn, I love sports

So they all act like high schoolers?

That’s what people say once they have someone else taking care of their medical appointments and medication. They just going with the flow and doing what they are asked to do.

My grandmother said the same things. Only difference is she wasn’t responsible for an entire nation. 🫠

Best movie she was in was Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. But she’s not in it much. I don’t think any of her lead roles did well critically or commercially.

She was best in Euphoria. Too bad her “boyfriend” Nate Jacobs left her behind to go do Frankenstein.

Teacher’s face after the dumbest student in class answers the easiest question wrong and gives most left field answer.

He should of just said, “well, we’re all going to die eventually”

That sandwich wasn’t wasted. The cops needed to reload on carbs after running 1/4 block.