This is madness. You should all take 10 steps back and rethink what you are doing. Blast your slop garden as much as you like, but leave the rest of the world alone.

Not obvious at all. Rejection sampling is as efficient as polar uniform distribution. Sometimes it is more efficient (trig functions are very slow).

I will never know when he gave me the shot, but I will always remember what he responded.

"My work is to ensure people are healthy, but health without happiness isn't worth much. Playing games makes people happy, doesn't it? Why don't we collaborate? I'll keep people healthy, you keep them happy."