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@variantxtra.bsky.social
Artistic🫟🖌️,
Autistic🥴,
Naughty🔞,
Short arse on the Streets,
But Dangerous in the Sheets,
And Nuttier than a Squirrel's 💩,
40+ Straight Male but supporter of all 🫶😜
I DON'T want politics on my page🚫
Based in Midlands 🇬🇧

https://ngl.link/_unholy_plans_
Well I am certainly not going to hold back, you know my love for baths, there's no awkwardness of seeing eachother naked...
It's up to you if you want to pretend that we are in Vegas ☺️🤗😚
December 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
One would happily oblige in giving you a hand.....☺️😚
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The urge to want to slap part of me against your funbags then pop it in between...
*Sighs heavily 🥹😚
December 29, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Na night Beauts, but budge over or I'll have to snuggle closer 🙌😚
December 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Welcome Bruna, hope you find your feet here, it's not to be taken too seriously.
I have some awesome Moots that have climbed the wall, you may recognise some ☺️🤗
December 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
As well as the confession you heard earlier on threads, I do have one other.....

I wanna be under blankie too ☺️😚
December 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
WE LURVS YA!! ❤️🐑
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Hope it is back soon
Ivy Siren and Annekore are also concerned.
It didn't know if it had anything to do with 🍄 they are shit hot with some drugs.
As long as you are OK that is what matters.
Love my Little Sam-a-lamb 🐑❤️
December 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Have you been Zucked on Threads Chook 🥺😚
December 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Sounds heavenly, I bet the visual is out of this world 🥵
December 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Because of Threads 😂😂
December 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My idea because Threads are Wankers...
December 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Relatable....😭
December 27, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Pucker up 😜💋
December 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Bloom-ing Hellfire my Mince pies (eyes) nearly popped out on their stalks 👀🫣🥵
December 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Elegant 👌
December 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM