MGP is the kind of person for whom the word "ostensibly" was invented.
January 29, 2026 at 7:45 AM
MGP is the kind of person for whom the word "ostensibly" was invented.
The nest has bloomed and scattered its seeds to the four winds!
January 20, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The nest has bloomed and scattered its seeds to the four winds!
"SWEET CREAM BUTTER!" is what I would expect to see as an eruption of shock in a 70's comic book, and "GRADE A.A.!" as a response from a background character.
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
"SWEET CREAM BUTTER!" is what I would expect to see as an eruption of shock in a 70's comic book, and "GRADE A.A.!" as a response from a background character.
"may have killed at least"
That is so infuriatingly content-free.
That is so infuriatingly content-free.
January 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
"may have killed at least"
That is so infuriatingly content-free.
That is so infuriatingly content-free.
I'm not your partner's mum's cat but I have also decided that you're pretty cool and also am a big squishy boy.
January 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I'm not your partner's mum's cat but I have also decided that you're pretty cool and also am a big squishy boy.
You ask for a longer compliment today, this is what you get:
Yooooouuuuuuu arrrrrrrrrrrre goooooooooooood.
Yooooouuuuuuu arrrrrrrrrrrre goooooooooooood.
January 10, 2026 at 4:43 AM
You ask for a longer compliment today, this is what you get:
Yooooouuuuuuu arrrrrrrrrrrre goooooooooooood.
Yooooouuuuuuu arrrrrrrrrrrre goooooooooooood.
A pluribly hydrated poppet.
December 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
A pluribly hydrated poppet.
Multiple ideal sentences.
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Multiple ideal sentences.
To this Yankee, "Thanksgiving hot take" sounds like the Midwestern name for Thanksgiving casserole.
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
To this Yankee, "Thanksgiving hot take" sounds like the Midwestern name for Thanksgiving casserole.
Earnestly excited for you to have the opportunity to experience that movie for the first time.
November 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Earnestly excited for you to have the opportunity to experience that movie for the first time.
Big fan of Benson and Moorhead. Most especially "Spring".
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Big fan of Benson and Moorhead. Most especially "Spring".