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Charles McPherson
@varitel.bsky.social
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Guy in your replies when Massachusetts mentioned. English/ужасный русский. Food enjoyer, jazz liker.
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One of the creepy actor guys from Pathologic 2.
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I will "Never Forget" this fuckin thing
September 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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2003-ass Homeland Security Terror Alert System Red "Severe" level but it's for Guys Posting Themselves into Prison
September 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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One man tried.
August 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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You call that skanking? Pitiful
Photo from Trump/Putin summit in Alaska, with the sign on the stage humorously cutoff to say "Ska 2025"
August 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Time freedom can be done at homeanytime.
Scam image sent via text claiming $100-600 per day for 1-2 hours of work as a "Remote online evaluator"
August 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Thanks
Machine translation from the Kindle app. Apparently the translation of вертя, clearly the adverbial participle of a verb, is being translated as "vertya." Cool.
August 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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I love democracy
Signboard on the ground by the Park St grade crossing in Somerville that posits the question "Would you rather commute by pogo stick or unicycle.". Unicycle is winning because wheel.
August 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Да, это очень важно практиковать слушание, изучая иностранный язык.
BBC notification: "White House says Alaska summit with Putin on Friday will be 'listening exercise' for Trump - follow live"
August 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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When did @jamieloftus.bsky.social start using a nom de plume?
Onion guest commentary "Democrats Need Their Own Joey Chestnut" by quote unquote Douglas Reisenthaler.
August 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Enjoying sounds
Side B of Ezra Collective's "Where I'm Meant to Be" on a turntable
July 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Seems uncomfortable, frankly.
Access panel on the side of a Massport shuttle that says "Jacking Point"
July 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Even though I'm hundreds of miles away, a strip of asphalt still connects me to her(Kowloon Restaurant, Saugus, MA)
Sign for US route 1 in Princeton NJ
July 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Thanks! A damn fine sandwich.
A fine steaked cheese with onions
July 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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@wtyppod.bsky.social way to go!
"Well There's Your Problem" releasing two episodes a week apart.
July 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Came out real good. I should have bought the beef at Savenor's or the Somerville Market Basket for that authentic Julia Child experience, but there's always next time.
A shallow bowl of boeuf bourguignon.
July 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Aw hell yeah
Onions and carrots with deep, having picked up a deep, and I mean deep brown from the beef fond.
July 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Some say it's too hot to be making boeuf bourguignon. Those people are right, which is what makes me a hero.
Makings of boeuf bourguignon. Beef, carrots, onions, garlic, thyme, bacon, etc.
July 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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@theabigailthorn.bsky.social ska is dead, long live ska.
Abi Thorn in her latest Philosophy Tube video wearing a black and white checked set of overalls.
June 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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@bencollins.bsky.social this one fully laid me out.
Prego ad in "The Onion," asserting: "Just like Nonna used to make after her stroke" and "Homemade taste. It's in there!"
June 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Respect the uniform
White shirt, black and white checkered tie and matching(ish) suspenders. Pick it up folks.
June 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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MBTA could never.
DC metro sign that says "No Active Alerts"
May 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Damn, should have worn my "You're Boeing to Die" shirt. @donoteat.bsky.social
"Safety" card for a Boeing 737-Max, the plane that kills you instantly.
May 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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I get so much use out of this Tweet.
Famous dril tweet "the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: 'there's actually zero difference between good and bad things. You imbecile. You fucking moron.'"
May 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Sure it's not.
Somerville public works sign for Porchfest.
May 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM