I pitch a tent and it's not good enough for the eagle scouts
But when camp master Dave pitches a tent I'm expected to suck that shit?
But when camp master Dave pitches a tent I'm expected to suck that shit?
July 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I pitch a tent and it's not good enough for the eagle scouts
But when camp master Dave pitches a tent I'm expected to suck that shit?
But when camp master Dave pitches a tent I'm expected to suck that shit?
Golf was invented so men could be proud of their low strokes
May 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Golf was invented so men could be proud of their low strokes
Call me daddy, cause I got a long leg
April 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Call me daddy, cause I got a long leg
She shiggy on my diggy til I get jiggy
March 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
She shiggy on my diggy til I get jiggy
I think its so crazy how one of the first thinkers is named Confucious. Like "there's that smart guy he's confusing"
March 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I think its so crazy how one of the first thinkers is named Confucious. Like "there's that smart guy he's confusing"
Vegeta in some uggs
March 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Vegeta in some uggs
Smoke so much all I hit is resin
January 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Smoke so much all I hit is resin
This sentence was perfectly crafted to make me die laughing
January 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This sentence was perfectly crafted to make me die laughing
Trump keeps shit so organized he has a pedophile Cabinet
January 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Trump keeps shit so organized he has a pedophile Cabinet
If someone would like to give me a $900 dao sword I would not say no
December 30, 2024 at 10:52 PM
If someone would like to give me a $900 dao sword I would not say no
If I had known snapchat recap would be a thing I wouldn't have taken so many pictures of my dick it's honestly awful
December 19, 2024 at 11:27 PM
If I had known snapchat recap would be a thing I wouldn't have taken so many pictures of my dick it's honestly awful
Reposted by Austin Knapp
The bit rate will probably eat it up, but here's a little video of it too!
December 14, 2024 at 4:01 PM
The bit rate will probably eat it up, but here's a little video of it too!
I spend so much time flirting with my girlfriend and no one interviewed me about game of the year. Clearly I'm not spitting enough
December 13, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I spend so much time flirting with my girlfriend and no one interviewed me about game of the year. Clearly I'm not spitting enough
God I'm still cringe with the country but thank you top artists nsp you have saved my image
December 5, 2024 at 12:23 AM
God I'm still cringe with the country but thank you top artists nsp you have saved my image
A girl came over once and told me my room looks easy to recreate in animal crossing
November 30, 2024 at 5:47 PM
A girl came over once and told me my room looks easy to recreate in animal crossing
It's so unfortunate that bert kreisher exists
November 21, 2024 at 12:31 AM
It's so unfortunate that bert kreisher exists
I haven't been a fan of h3h3 since my days as a racist high school teen but now that he's having his Israeli supremacist crash out it's quite interesting how all the insults he hurled years ago have boomeranged back into him
November 20, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I haven't been a fan of h3h3 since my days as a racist high school teen but now that he's having his Israeli supremacist crash out it's quite interesting how all the insults he hurled years ago have boomeranged back into him
Look at this little freak
November 15, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Look at this little freak
Yes I've just recently wrapped up a gig where I modeled nude for a statue now known as "Your dad pissing before shitting his pants"
November 12, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Yes I've just recently wrapped up a gig where I modeled nude for a statue now known as "Your dad pissing before shitting his pants"
Nothing like mid conversation thinking of an insane youtube video and showing it to someone. I've been doing that to my coworkers and I'm becoming funny guy 2
November 10, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Nothing like mid conversation thinking of an insane youtube video and showing it to someone. I've been doing that to my coworkers and I'm becoming funny guy 2
I think they're both cute and probably dating
November 9, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I think they're both cute and probably dating
My typos add to the bit
Art is not merely intention
Art is not merely intention
bsky edit button when (im brave with my typos on discord but not in public)
November 9, 2024 at 12:40 AM
My typos add to the bit
Art is not merely intention
Art is not merely intention