Larb Enjoyer
@varmint.bsky.social
It's not what you look like when you're doin' what you're doin', it's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'
I both do and do not ever want to know the specific combination of drugs that allowed that prose to happen
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I both do and do not ever want to know the specific combination of drugs that allowed that prose to happen
*Unsuccessfully trying to peel you off a tree* No, really, I'd like to introduce you to the forest.
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
*Unsuccessfully trying to peel you off a tree* No, really, I'd like to introduce you to the forest.
Remembering those innocent days when I thought he was just a clever song parodist before the Cuomosexual thing made us all realize he should be tried at the Hague
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Remembering those innocent days when I thought he was just a clever song parodist before the Cuomosexual thing made us all realize he should be tried at the Hague
It's so sad to see all the "It's so sad to see all the bigotry and sexism towards men in the comments" in the comments
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It's so sad to see all the "It's so sad to see all the bigotry and sexism towards men in the comments" in the comments
Apologies for spreading this genuine filth around but it's very much an "if I had to see it" situation
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Apologies for spreading this genuine filth around but it's very much an "if I had to see it" situation
It's always funny when an administration whose approach to everything is "we can do whatever the fuck we want" suddenly shifts to "our hands are tied!"
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It's always funny when an administration whose approach to everything is "we can do whatever the fuck we want" suddenly shifts to "our hands are tied!"
Congrats, a 3.5 is nothing to sneeze at! (Please don't sneeze on my feet).
October 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Congrats, a 3.5 is nothing to sneeze at! (Please don't sneeze on my feet).
I love this so much. Jett is such a pro, she always finds the right camera to keep gazing into your soul.
October 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I love this so much. Jett is such a pro, she always finds the right camera to keep gazing into your soul.
Jimmi Pickles and the Creamsicle Chonk, a true crime story
October 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Jimmi Pickles and the Creamsicle Chonk, a true crime story
Even the most addled centrist dipshits who might normally be susceptible to Bari's nonsense don't wanna tune in to whatever this is.
October 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Even the most addled centrist dipshits who might normally be susceptible to Bari's nonsense don't wanna tune in to whatever this is.
They're ambush predators. At least they're slow so you can usually spot them before they strike.
September 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
They're ambush predators. At least they're slow so you can usually spot them before they strike.
The whiskers aren't freaking me out half as much as the EYES, are they supposed to be like that?
September 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The whiskers aren't freaking me out half as much as the EYES, are they supposed to be like that?