I am of course glad I stopped having a public Twitter but it would have been kind of funny to do a "this is what happens when you don't get vaxxed for the woke mind virus" post about getting top surgery. I probably would've gotten doxxed though
December 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I am of course glad I stopped having a public Twitter but it would have been kind of funny to do a "this is what happens when you don't get vaxxed for the woke mind virus" post about getting top surgery. I probably would've gotten doxxed though
Possibly the most Willem photo ever (standard peace sign, Birkenstocks, beanie, coveted top surgery complete at last)
December 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Possibly the most Willem photo ever (standard peace sign, Birkenstocks, beanie, coveted top surgery complete at last)
Every year "ironic detachment" is out and "earnestness" is in and yet that continues to not be true
December 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Every year "ironic detachment" is out and "earnestness" is in and yet that continues to not be true
Getting top surgery tomorrow morning. Giving myself 2 months to be annoying about it and then I have to get a fresh fade, put on a white t-shirt, and deal with it
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Getting top surgery tomorrow morning. Giving myself 2 months to be annoying about it and then I have to get a fresh fade, put on a white t-shirt, and deal with it
My mom (lifelong Californian): can you get a salad in New York? Do you have a mulch pile? Why is it so loud?
December 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My mom (lifelong Californian): can you get a salad in New York? Do you have a mulch pile? Why is it so loud?
[To the tune of Feliz Navidad] police took my car
December 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
[To the tune of Feliz Navidad] police took my car
Everyone is so #valid except maybe the guy I just watched order a dry turkey sandwich with nothing else but pickles on it at this bodega just now
December 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Everyone is so #valid except maybe the guy I just watched order a dry turkey sandwich with nothing else but pickles on it at this bodega just now
Friend gave me a couple of macarons. Bit into one and it was undoubtedly Froot Loop flavored... quite putrid! They shouldn't be allowed to do that
December 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Friend gave me a couple of macarons. Bit into one and it was undoubtedly Froot Loop flavored... quite putrid! They shouldn't be allowed to do that
Wrote some rambly bullshit about getting top surgery on my #blog moldfest.blogspot.com/2025/12/who-...
Who do you think you are?
In ten days, provided everything goes properly to plan (please God), I will be undergoing top surgery. I've been ping-ponging from doctor's ...
moldfest.blogspot.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Wrote some rambly bullshit about getting top surgery on my #blog moldfest.blogspot.com/2025/12/who-...
When both trains are on the platform at the same time? Woo baby!
December 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When both trains are on the platform at the same time? Woo baby!
Photo I took in one of my favorite places in the world and a beautiful Wikipedia caption of another photo of one of my favorite places in the world
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Photo I took in one of my favorite places in the world and a beautiful Wikipedia caption of another photo of one of my favorite places in the world
To the man watching me struggle with my jelly donut at this coffee shop: what about it.
December 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
To the man watching me struggle with my jelly donut at this coffee shop: what about it.
You don't hear the words "meatspace" or "anthropocene" much anymore
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You don't hear the words "meatspace" or "anthropocene" much anymore
Recently I sat next to a woman on the train who typed in "songs about being lonely" into ChatGPT then copy pasted the name of the first result into Spotify and started listening to it. And I'm furious that I forgot which song it was
December 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Recently I sat next to a woman on the train who typed in "songs about being lonely" into ChatGPT then copy pasted the name of the first result into Spotify and started listening to it. And I'm furious that I forgot which song it was
God put me on this earth to sit in my snug, cosy room and put on some Bill Evans as I calmly and happily make my way through a bag of a new flavor of Nerds Gummy Clusters
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
God put me on this earth to sit in my snug, cosy room and put on some Bill Evans as I calmly and happily make my way through a bag of a new flavor of Nerds Gummy Clusters
Who the fuck used my IP address to spam-edit Wikidata so much I’m banned from editing until 2028. This is anti-librarian. Now how am I supposed to do my little ontologies. I’m gonna cry
December 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Who the fuck used my IP address to spam-edit Wikidata so much I’m banned from editing until 2028. This is anti-librarian. Now how am I supposed to do my little ontologies. I’m gonna cry
Need more excuses to pass thru the Broadway Junction Queens bound J platform in the morning… look at that sunlight…..
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Need more excuses to pass thru the Broadway Junction Queens bound J platform in the morning… look at that sunlight…..
December 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Submitting a project to a conference... googling "digital humanities PhD"... Willem academic era incoming? Uh oh!
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Submitting a project to a conference... googling "digital humanities PhD"... Willem academic era incoming? Uh oh!
12:55AM... time to break out the heating pad and look at some Ren and Stimpy ASCII art
December 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
12:55AM... time to break out the heating pad and look at some Ren and Stimpy ASCII art
Jupyter Notebook would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
December 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Jupyter Notebook would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
Saved Wikipedia pages at this time:
– Georges Perec
– Suicide [activity, not band]
– Metro station [architectural concept, not band]
– Novaya Zemyla effect
– Bear Island (Svalbard)
...what's next...
– Georges Perec
– Suicide [activity, not band]
– Metro station [architectural concept, not band]
– Novaya Zemyla effect
– Bear Island (Svalbard)
...what's next...
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Saved Wikipedia pages at this time:
– Georges Perec
– Suicide [activity, not band]
– Metro station [architectural concept, not band]
– Novaya Zemyla effect
– Bear Island (Svalbard)
...what's next...
– Georges Perec
– Suicide [activity, not band]
– Metro station [architectural concept, not band]
– Novaya Zemyla effect
– Bear Island (Svalbard)
...what's next...
A Substack post I wrote about making your own website by hand... It's a very nice thing to do! I recommend it! willemhelf.substack.com/p/i-like-my-...
I like my website
I made it myself and you could do that too
willemhelf.substack.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
A Substack post I wrote about making your own website by hand... It's a very nice thing to do! I recommend it! willemhelf.substack.com/p/i-like-my-...
The most beautiful thing you could ever see on a website...
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The most beautiful thing you could ever see on a website...