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vaun earl norman
@vaun.bsky.social
comedy, north yorkshire via Boro. Acting , voices, been in Vic and Bob, The other one, mash report, The Cleaner.

https://linktr.ee/vaunearlnorman

https://youtu.be/2lAhtUhY1vA?si=m_Dhdpz_57ux_aPv
Photoshopped this is the real photo , lazy dole scum
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Really gutted because I was going to go to the Barau v Rivers Utd in the Nigerian Premier League, but the mini bus broke down on the M11. Here I am at last year’s fixture, literally now just heard that game is also postponed.
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If you’re going to the Brora Rangers v Clachnacuddin match tonight, please turn back, it’s been postponed. Not happening. I’m gutted as I’m already at the ground
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Yes gutted ! Might make it home in time for Darlo v Peterborough, if the coach driver puts his foot down
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
To all and sundry enjoy my latest Christmas Card
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Sorry again
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Can anyone have a quiet word with @dangelos.bsky.social about sending me mucky photos online , I’ve asked nicely but he just double downs on more
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Sorry.
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Tommy Robinson and his ilk will be up in arms as another Asian man is …..oooh sorry forget it
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Can I just shock you?

I’ve never watched a bond movie all the way through .
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Next time you’re at a party please think before you eat.
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
What if Trump was in Number 10 Downing Street
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Find it on Spotify, 8track at Woolworths and on cassette at your local library,

Two of those aren’t true
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
They aren’t very happy with my nom de plume on the neighbours app
November 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It’s horrible being this handsome and attractive to women, they swarm me like the prettiest bumble bees around prize orchid, there are other metaphors available.

Natural beauty is almost a curse
November 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
October 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
John did his usual XL plate scam which pleased him far too much for his own good
October 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Went to Toby Carvery yesterday, look how happy I was
October 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Be aware and be ready … coming soon
October 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Wow !
October 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
When did you have your sense of humour removed, was it as a day patient or did you have to stay overnight. Here’s a photo of me taking you to hospital to see if you have a sense of humour
October 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A dear friend has reminded me that Arsenal only play ATM once 🙈😬
October 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Oh right I’m an idiot
October 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM