vavor
@vavor.bsky.social
they/them | 25 | come, sit. chew the tubby custard a little
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i’m taking piss samples from whoever keeps pissing all over the toilet seat in the work bathroom and sending it to 23andme for identification and genealogy. your days are numbered. i’m turning your family tree to lumber
December 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i’m taking piss samples from whoever keeps pissing all over the toilet seat in the work bathroom and sending it to 23andme for identification and genealogy. your days are numbered. i’m turning your family tree to lumber
they call me $20 burger the way i leave you with a sense of regret
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
they call me $20 burger the way i leave you with a sense of regret
CRIMSON
Christmas Tree YCH for @winterfoxo.bsky.social @kritterbat.bsky.social @vavor.bsky.social and @dadmeis.bsky.social !!!
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December 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
CRIMSON
woke terio be like: oo kill they/them
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
woke terio be like: oo kill they/them
some ads i’ve screenshotted in the past 24 hours
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
some ads i’ve screenshotted in the past 24 hours
i feel the same way about spiders as republican parents feel about gay people. i appreciate your contributions to this world but stay the FUCK away from me. disgusting.
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
i feel the same way about spiders as republican parents feel about gay people. i appreciate your contributions to this world but stay the FUCK away from me. disgusting.
theyve invented a new computer. theyre calling it God
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
theyve invented a new computer. theyre calling it God
13 year old: i wish i had a homeless person accent
me: wtf does that mean
13 year old: i’m not quite sure but i would like to find out
me: wtf does that mean
13 year old: i’m not quite sure but i would like to find out
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
13 year old: i wish i had a homeless person accent
me: wtf does that mean
13 year old: i’m not quite sure but i would like to find out
me: wtf does that mean
13 year old: i’m not quite sure but i would like to find out
my favorite eeveelution is singaporeon
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
my favorite eeveelution is singaporeon
well ya know what they say. god gave you three throats for a reason
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
well ya know what they say. god gave you three throats for a reason
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i hope i can keep losing weight without medical assistance
discovered today that a bunch of old shirts that have been rotting in my closet once again fit me. this rocks
discovered today that a bunch of old shirts that have been rotting in my closet once again fit me. this rocks
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i hope i can keep losing weight without medical assistance
discovered today that a bunch of old shirts that have been rotting in my closet once again fit me. this rocks
discovered today that a bunch of old shirts that have been rotting in my closet once again fit me. this rocks
guy just walked up to me at work holding something that was very much so not a pizza and said “are these the only pizzas you got”
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
guy just walked up to me at work holding something that was very much so not a pizza and said “are these the only pizzas you got”
hungry baby keem be like: when you come see the stir you better fry, ho
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
hungry baby keem be like: when you come see the stir you better fry, ho
do any of yall ever randomly remember something that pisses u off so bad that it ruins ur day
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
do any of yall ever randomly remember something that pisses u off so bad that it ruins ur day
do you think the entities in area 51 are enjoying a nice break from testing and tormenting during the shutdown
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
do you think the entities in area 51 are enjoying a nice break from testing and tormenting during the shutdown
extra credit on a polygraph test
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
extra credit on a polygraph test
if ya fart what i’m sniffin, yknow?
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
if ya fart what i’m sniffin, yknow?
you know what they say. same shit different butt
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
you know what they say. same shit different butt