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it’s a tight race for sure but Johnny Gilbert has GOT to be up there for “worst example photos of celebrities on wikipedia”
A grainy, motion blurred, taken from far away photo of Johnny Gilbert on the job that Wikipedia has somehow decided to use as their example portrait of him. His raised hand is covering most of his face from this angle.
May 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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“Yeahhhh, I’d get out of the pool if I were you, sister, ‘cause I am packing MAJOR twos over here. We’re talking like, it’s twos. ALL the way down. The olllllll double deuces. The TWIN POWERS! It’s already over.”
An image of Cesare from Bigtop Burger, edited so that he’s holding two cards, and with a speech bubble indicating he’s saying the dialogue of the skeet.
April 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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>> ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ [𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕒𝕘𝕖]. ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘɪᴛɪꜰᴜʟ ʟɪɴɢᴜɪꜱᴛɪᴄꜱ, ꜱᴘᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʀɪᴛ𝕋𝕋ᴛᴇɴ, ɪᴛ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟʏ ʟᴀᴄᴋꜱꜱꜱ ᴛʜᴇ [𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤] ᴛᴏ ᴀᴄᴄᴜʀᴀᴛℝ𝔸ᴛᴇʟʏ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴛᴇℕ𝕋ɴᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢꜱ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴇꜱꜱꜱ.

>> ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴛʜ𝕋ℍɪꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴇʟᴘ. :)

#art #scifi #horror #giger
A tall, lanky mechanical woman sitting in a throne in a legs crossed position, one hand at her hip while the other flips off the viewer, looking very satisfied with herself. Her design is very gigeresque, made of light green metal framework contrasted with dark green tubing and wiring intricately woven everywhere. Her head travels upward in a tube, nestled within a “crown” of tangled wiring. She has large, alien looking compound eyes set within a frame like a cabaret mask, and her jawline is a filmy translucent material, jagged mechanics faintly visible behind her dark lips. She sports two vague “breasts” of spiralled green metal, which vaguely resemble “eyes” on her skull-like chestplate, and her torso is another coiled layer of wires that extend downwards. The throne that she sits in is made of a similar material to herself, particularly on the armrests, which resemble simplified versions of her own head.
March 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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TF2 Classic!Pyro if you’re out there…… TFClassic!Pyro PLEASE just give me one chance…………..
Four pictures of the Classic Pyro from the TF2 comics. She is a plus sized late 60s/early 70s woman in a camo-blue flame retardant uniform and gloves, brandishing a drill. She has short whitened hair and black lipstick. Her left eye is missing, and the left side of her head is reddened and stretched taut by severe burns, giving her hair a sort of sidecut. She manages to look consistently smug and authoritative.
February 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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it’s absolutely CRIMINAL that Digimon has been putting out banger new designs and evolutions of old monsters nonstop since like 2018 and they just do NOT appear in any video games at all. they just spawn into canon out of the aether, for shits and giggles I guess
Ghilliedhumon, a Digimon that resembles a slimy purple monster with red claws wearing a green ghillie suit, with two little yellow eyes peering out of the suit and three horns made of wooden branches. It wields a sniper rifle whose stock and scope have been wrapped in dead leaves for camouflage purposes, and two plush birds have even been sewn into a “nest” along the sights to complete the disguise. Sangomon, a Digimon resembling a short, squishy blue creature with a mouth full of teeth, a little dinosaur tail, and two long arms ending in anemone-like hands. Its top half resembles a “mask” of bright pink coral, with two square eyeholes for its yellow eyes to see out of, and a cute wind-up clownfish perched in its many spiky coral branches. Rebellimon, a Digimon resembling a striped green ogre with two large horns and a tall orange mohawk, wearing an apocalyptic looking muzzle on its face. Most of its body has been replaced with rusty cybernetic add ons: its left arm is bionic and made of blocky plated metal with spikes along the fist, while its right arm has been replaced entirely with a pair of large rusty buzzsaws carried in a bulky yellow-and-black metal frame. Its entire lower body has been replaced with a flame-painted chassis ending in one single wheel, and three exhaust ports stick out of its back like spikes. Shinmonzaemon, a Digimon resembling a giant stuffed teddy bear. It is crudely held together by stitches and patches and zippers, and over half of its body spills out into limbs formed from ethereal, purple and pink “cosmic” looking material. This material also forms a pair of goopy “wing” along its back. Its face is that of a button eyed bear with a mawful of sharp teeth, and its right ear erupts with yellow and pink flames.
February 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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KISS ME ❤️💙
I’M FEELING Ş̴͍͇̾͛͜O̸̮͓̞̦̜̜̪̯͉̱̳̮͚̫͇̤̣͐̈́͘ MUCH B̸E̶T̴T̷E̵R̴
KISS MEEEE ❤️💙
AND I CAN MAKE YOU S̷̨̢͈̳͓̰͖͇̺̹͉̹̗̝̳̠̊̈͑̋T̸̛͈͚̮͇̺͈̱͚̝̼̖̹̱̥̑̆͌R̸̡̧̟̝̹̩̹̣̭̲͚̭͙̝̜̩͚̿͒̈́̈́̐͆͐̀̈́͆̏̐̌̅̚̕O̷̢̢̢͇̩̯͚̱͉̯̞͎͖̤͌͐̽̉͌̈́̾̌̈́̆͘͝͝N̴͔͉̼͎̟͚̜̄̎̊̌͋̓́̇̈́͌̌͒̆̂̓̕͝G̸̨̛̠̲̭̩͕̹͊̌͌̊̆̓̿͊̓͒͌
#art #creepypasta #horror #analog
A faded photograph on a blue desktop background, with “Wilsbury Getaway! Oct 8th 1998!” sketched along the bottom and three people emerging from the frame. A man in a green t shirt is almost entirely obscured in the background. A blonde woman wearing a blue turtleneck is more visible, but her face is obscured, and meaty red “vines” appear to be emerging from her head, draping over her and snaking around the outside of the frame. “GourdCop”, a jack-o-lantern character wearing a police cap and wielding a baton, sits on the edge of the frame, waving to the viewer. There’s black screentear obscuring parts of the photograph - over the woman’s face, a crude face with X’d out eyes has been drawn in red vines; over the man’s face, similar red vines spell out “KISS ME”, with the impression of the words “KILL ME” faintly visible beneath them.
February 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Two screecaps from 30 Rock. In the first, Liz Lemon says “What a year, huh?” to Jack with an exhausted look on her face. In the second, Jack turns and tells her “Lemon, it’s January.”
January 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
A YouTube video entitled “The Day Family Guy Died”.
January 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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this is basically just what happened to downtown Toronto
January 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Meet the meat at your next dinner party or family supper with the wonderful lovable edible DELLI THE CLOWN™! A fresh take on living cuisine from Genoa Deli’s Signature Meats™ collection, DELLI™’s healthy mix of prime cut lunchmeats is sure to bring smile and flavor to the mouths of any hungry guest!
An advertisement for Delli the Clown, a Genoa Deli product. Delli is an animate construct of various raw meat in the shape of a clown; his “head” is a bologna hunk with vaguely clownlike eyes and mouth formed from the slice around his face, his “legs” consist of two slabs of ham for thighs with the bone forming the legs, his “arms” are long lengths of uncut sausage casing, and his “body” is a chunk of unidentifiable orange meat with a light skin that gives the impression of a white tank top. The faded yellow background lists his price as $400 and contains various advertising blurbs talking about how you can pull him apart and eat him!
January 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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they’re calling me the reference recognizerrrrrrrr
A screenshot from Anthology Of The Killer (2024), a game with a crude colorful MS Paint “doodle” artstyle. B.B., the pink haired protagonist, stands in front of a man sat at the desk of a public pool who is wearing a mask crudely recreating Donald Duck. B.B.‘s dialogue reads “The man behind the counter is dressed like a copyrighted cartoon mascot. But I’m no snitch! And anyway it’s all for the kids. I decide to buy a season pass - it is extremely cheap, even without the family discount.” A photograph of someone wearing a homemade Donald Duck costume, colorized but presumably from sometime near the turn of the century. The mask is hideously off, with crudely drawn on eyes and the “beak” in particular being a puckered growth of red indistinguishable from the flesh of the head. The words “Donald Duck” printed on the hat are the only thing that makes it recognizable as such. It bears a STRIKING resemblance to the man in the previous screenshot.
January 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Hell Creek, 65.9 Million Years Ago #paleoart #paleotoon
A bright stylized depiction of a prehistoric beach in Hell Creek. An Acheroraptor, brown and black with exaggerated white feathers on the underbelly, back of its head and tip of its tail, sits in the foreground on some rocks. Three Torosaurus, orange with small quills along their back and false eyespot patterning on their large frills, sleep huddled together in a pile on the sand in the midground. The closest one is half-awake, and glares at the curious raptor with what looks like irritation.
December 19, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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👾 PLEASE INSERT QUARTER 👾
#arcade #retro
Cabinet art for the arcade game Centipede. The titular centipede, a green and yellow insect with vivid red eyes and yellow jaws, floats in a purple void among several orange mushrooms. Its body is composed of several balls with spikes analogous to legs, which become more disjointed as it goes and eventually detach and float off into the background. Cabinet art for the arcade game Ms. Pac-Man. The titular Ms. Pac-Man is depicted as a plus sized woman in a pink dress and wearing Pac-Man’d signature red gloves and shoes, with a pink bow in her short cut hair. Her eyes are drawn in a rubberhose style similar to Pac-Man, she winks one at the viewer while pinching a cheek in a coy manner. Pink and yellow blocks resembling the maze sit against a light blue background.
December 9, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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Heavy the head, the thorned jester sighs / The ruler who burdens the land with his name. / But the fool that they are, for they never realize / The king and his kingdom are one and the same.
#lovecraft #thekinginyellow
A picture of Hastur, the King in Yellow, on the surface of the alien planet Carcosa. The planet has both a red and yellow sun, and the surface is organic and yellowed like it’s made out of sponge, with twisted blue and green “vines” erupting everywhere like a forest. “Hastur” seems to grow directly out of the surface and the same organic yellow material swaddles him like a robe, pocketed with various uneven holes that just reveal empty dull colored flesh tunnels beneath - except for one around his “chest”, which contains a cross-sectioned blue organ similar to a heart. A metal wreathe similar to a radiate crown attaches to his “head” by thin strands of his flesh, and seems to have impossibly deep holes leading through it.
November 24, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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doodles of that goofy girl from the first game to sell one arzillion copies #Arzette
Various doodles of Arzette from Arzette and the Jewel of Faramore, drawn in a CDI-esque style. She smiles goofily in two of them, two more depict her in the manner of her in-game sprites, and then a fifth drawing depicts her smoking an enormous blunt with the phrase “Smokin that shit that made the Faces Evil” underneath her.
November 8, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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Mass Effect (BioWare, 2007)
A screenshot from Pikmin 4. A rustic looking white-and-blue spaceship sits in a field in the middle of night. A character named “Shepherd”, a black woman with blonde hair tied up in a bandana, says “It just strikes me as sad. Here we are, all living together and sharing the same universe. We should be friends, not foes.”
November 2, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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KA-POW!! KA-PUNCH!! KA-KICK!! #SmileForMe
October 27, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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“At this time I’d like to invite someone with an especially warm memory of Carlton to come up and say a few words.”
October 24, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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did you guys know that coding your own website is easy and free
October 23, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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i think that Sableye should be allowed to evolve once, as a treat #fakemon
October 20, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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the spamton twitter girlies would’ve eaten this freak ALIVE back in the day
October 20, 2024 at 10:47 AM