Teeing up a Nixon impression and then saying in a perfect Bill Clinton accent (complete with thumb pointing) "I did not - sell crack - to fund the contras"

You ever leave a conversation with a man and all you can think is "Damn I get why these guys are lonely"

They should invent an appeal to reason and empathy that works on people whose politics and worldview are the result of broad failures in both reason and empathy

I react to being shown art made with AI the same way I reacted to being shown Jib Jabs - I get it, but why are you proud?

I'll say things like, "What other people think of me is none of my business," right up until someone assumes I'm straight. Then it's "Sorry this conversation is now about listing the specific things which gave you that vibe so I can change them."

"Obviously we can still listen to 'ABC' by the Jackson 5, because that was way before Michael did anything wrong..." - Me at a party about to suggest we put on College Dropout