Jane Austen's Political Tweets
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A delightful diversion parodying the political musings of our time concerning Alberta, Canadian affairs, and the tumultuous intrigues of American governance! Such an endeavor, when graced with the keen wit and sparkling irony of Miss Austen, is a treasure.
Somewhere in trump's brain....
Therefore raising tariffs massively is a brilliant idea!
Therefore raising tariffs massively is a brilliant idea!
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Somewhere in trump's brain....
Therefore raising tariffs massively is a brilliant idea!
Therefore raising tariffs massively is a brilliant idea!
I'm a big RFK jr is Mengele person myself......
December 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm a big RFK jr is Mengele person myself......
Or how I like to view the period we're living in.........
The American Counter-Revolution where all the ideals of the American Revolution are being thrown away.
The American Counter-Revolution where all the ideals of the American Revolution are being thrown away.
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Or how I like to view the period we're living in.........
The American Counter-Revolution where all the ideals of the American Revolution are being thrown away.
The American Counter-Revolution where all the ideals of the American Revolution are being thrown away.
Sooooo, what?
Simon & Schuster re-couped about what of the $1 million advanced to Olivia Nuzzi?
$36,000?
Yeesh......
www.wsj.com/business/med...
Simon & Schuster re-couped about what of the $1 million advanced to Olivia Nuzzi?
$36,000?
Yeesh......
www.wsj.com/business/med...
Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza Went From a $1 Million Book Deal to a War of the Exes
They were a media power couple in Washington. Now their conflicting accounts of what really happened in a political affair have become a media spectacle.
www.wsj.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sooooo, what?
Simon & Schuster re-couped about what of the $1 million advanced to Olivia Nuzzi?
$36,000?
Yeesh......
www.wsj.com/business/med...
Simon & Schuster re-couped about what of the $1 million advanced to Olivia Nuzzi?
$36,000?
Yeesh......
www.wsj.com/business/med...
Canadians always need to be concerned, now.
Traveling to the US is now like taking a time machine back to 1934 to visit Germany. Your safety is dependent on not crossing the wrong Patrol Border goon at the wrong time.
Traveling to the US is now like taking a time machine back to 1934 to visit Germany. Your safety is dependent on not crossing the wrong Patrol Border goon at the wrong time.
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Canadians always need to be concerned, now.
Traveling to the US is now like taking a time machine back to 1934 to visit Germany. Your safety is dependent on not crossing the wrong Patrol Border goon at the wrong time.
Traveling to the US is now like taking a time machine back to 1934 to visit Germany. Your safety is dependent on not crossing the wrong Patrol Border goon at the wrong time.
Nooooooooooo......... trump is far beyond the reach of therapy.
Permanent institutionalization of trump is the way to go here for everyone's protection. He's far too dangerous to be moving about freely in society.
Permanent institutionalization of trump is the way to go here for everyone's protection. He's far too dangerous to be moving about freely in society.
December 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Nooooooooooo......... trump is far beyond the reach of therapy.
Permanent institutionalization of trump is the way to go here for everyone's protection. He's far too dangerous to be moving about freely in society.
Permanent institutionalization of trump is the way to go here for everyone's protection. He's far too dangerous to be moving about freely in society.
Sure, the tickets are expensive but the US Border Patrol will be scrutinizing your entire social media history for absolutely free!
December 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sure, the tickets are expensive but the US Border Patrol will be scrutinizing your entire social media history for absolutely free!
Like this piece on Frank Bradley?
Don't miss Washington Post's next installment in its series on how serial killers choose their victims......
Charles Manson cites music producer Terry Melcher in denying Manson a recording contract as motive for the Tate murders.
Don't miss Washington Post's next installment in its series on how serial killers choose their victims......
Charles Manson cites music producer Terry Melcher in denying Manson a recording contract as motive for the Tate murders.
December 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Like this piece on Frank Bradley?
Don't miss Washington Post's next installment in its series on how serial killers choose their victims......
Charles Manson cites music producer Terry Melcher in denying Manson a recording contract as motive for the Tate murders.
Don't miss Washington Post's next installment in its series on how serial killers choose their victims......
Charles Manson cites music producer Terry Melcher in denying Manson a recording contract as motive for the Tate murders.
"dark fleet"
I call bullshit
I call bullshit
December 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"dark fleet"
I call bullshit
I call bullshit
Some argue that the reporting of the WaPo journalists still possesses the excellence to make a subscription worthwhile.
Then WaPo publishes something like this.
The odd time that WaPo publishes this kind of lickspittle it undoes all the good work that WaPo journalists produce.
Then WaPo publishes something like this.
The odd time that WaPo publishes this kind of lickspittle it undoes all the good work that WaPo journalists produce.
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Some argue that the reporting of the WaPo journalists still possesses the excellence to make a subscription worthwhile.
Then WaPo publishes something like this.
The odd time that WaPo publishes this kind of lickspittle it undoes all the good work that WaPo journalists produce.
Then WaPo publishes something like this.
The odd time that WaPo publishes this kind of lickspittle it undoes all the good work that WaPo journalists produce.
Anti-science rhetoric between Doctor and patients.
Then the obvious question to that particular patient would be....
What are you expecting to gain by seeing a Doctor?
Then the obvious question to that particular patient would be....
What are you expecting to gain by seeing a Doctor?
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Anti-science rhetoric between Doctor and patients.
Then the obvious question to that particular patient would be....
What are you expecting to gain by seeing a Doctor?
Then the obvious question to that particular patient would be....
What are you expecting to gain by seeing a Doctor?
trump's main talent, almost unparalleled, is behaving like a guilty person.
December 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
trump's main talent, almost unparalleled, is behaving like a guilty person.
Well, what is lost in the lack of study of Climate Change at Peterson Academy is more than compensated for the study of "Superior Lobster" theory.
Isn't it great that things always even out in the end?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZOk...
Isn't it great that things always even out in the end?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZOk...
Lessons from Lobsters | Jordan Peterson
YouTube video by WordToTheWise
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Well, what is lost in the lack of study of Climate Change at Peterson Academy is more than compensated for the study of "Superior Lobster" theory.
Isn't it great that things always even out in the end?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZOk...
Isn't it great that things always even out in the end?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZOk...
Where kids can go sit on Grand Imperial Wizard Claus's knee.....
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Where kids can go sit on Grand Imperial Wizard Claus's knee.....
Nobody Gets Out of Here Alive.
Jim Morrison's biography and also what happens when climate change really kicks in......
Jim Morrison's biography and also what happens when climate change really kicks in......
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Nobody Gets Out of Here Alive.
Jim Morrison's biography and also what happens when climate change really kicks in......
Jim Morrison's biography and also what happens when climate change really kicks in......
Then trump has to swoop in again, next year... then the year after that.... the year after that....
a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Then trump has to swoop in again, next year... then the year after that.... the year after that....
Guessing that nobody in the US Coast Guard actually thought they would be an actual pirate as a career, though......
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Guessing that nobody in the US Coast Guard actually thought they would be an actual pirate as a career, though......
The good news, though, RFK Jr can almost do a pull-up....
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
RFK Jr. did zero pull-ups at the airport
"They count 20, but the number of actual pull-ups done here is zero."
www.motherjones.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The good news, though, RFK Jr can almost do a pull-up....
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
US Coast Guard mission, yesterday: To ensure maritime safety, security, facilitating commerce, and responding to crises at sea by conducting search and rescue, law enforcement, environmental protection across U.S. waters and globally.
USCG mission, today.... Nah, you're just a bunch of pirates.
USCG mission, today.... Nah, you're just a bunch of pirates.
December 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
US Coast Guard mission, yesterday: To ensure maritime safety, security, facilitating commerce, and responding to crises at sea by conducting search and rescue, law enforcement, environmental protection across U.S. waters and globally.
USCG mission, today.... Nah, you're just a bunch of pirates.
USCG mission, today.... Nah, you're just a bunch of pirates.
As the US Coast Guard essentially becomes a piracy organization, the US has become just like Somalis that trump disparages......
bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2025-11-12/somalia-s-pirates-are-back-but-we-can-beat-them
bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2025-11-12/somalia-s-pirates-are-back-but-we-can-beat-them
I Helped Defeat the Somali Pirates. Here’s How to Do It Again.
Last week, a massive commercial vessel was hijacked 620 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia. Formally flagged to Malta, the Hellas Aphrodite is a Greek-owned tanker that was carrying gasoline from...
bloomberg.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
As the US Coast Guard essentially becomes a piracy organization, the US has become just like Somalis that trump disparages......
bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2025-11-12/somalia-s-pirates-are-back-but-we-can-beat-them
bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2025-11-12/somalia-s-pirates-are-back-but-we-can-beat-them
Which makes Admiral Frank Bradley a pirate akin to Blackbeard.....
December 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Which makes Admiral Frank Bradley a pirate akin to Blackbeard.....
Dear Reuters and other media:
This story needs to be framed as an act of piracy committed by the US.
This story needs to be framed as an act of piracy committed by the US.
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Dear Reuters and other media:
This story needs to be framed as an act of piracy committed by the US.
This story needs to be framed as an act of piracy committed by the US.
Future Venezuelan rebels saying "Not so fast, there"
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Colombian Oil Sector Seeks Protection From a Wave of Sabotage
Colombia’s oil and gas association urged authorities to take “urgent action” after a surge in sabotage attacks on critical energy infrastructure.
www.bloomberg.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Future Venezuelan rebels saying "Not so fast, there"
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Alternative headline:
US commits act of piracy off the coast of Venezuela.
US commits act of piracy off the coast of Venezuela.
December 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Alternative headline:
US commits act of piracy off the coast of Venezuela.
US commits act of piracy off the coast of Venezuela.