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vegasgello.bsky.social
702ajf
@vegasgello.bsky.social
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Writer and chef, possibly human DM = An assumption that it's inevitable and unavoidable, that some utter gravity well of fate has enmeshed my inquisitor in a cataclysmic miasma from the midst of which talking to me seems like the least indigestible option.
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · Aug 27
William Randolph Hearst sold papers with giant headlines over lurid stories, crime, corruption, sex, and innuendo.
Hearst was, to Orson Welles, an abomination.
Cecilia Ager, reviewing Citizen Kane in PM Magazine, wrote: "Seeing it, it's as if you never really saw a movie before."
Where's our Welles?
William Randolph Hearst sold papers with giant headlines over lurid stories, crime, corruption, sex, and innuendo. Hearst was, to Orson Welles, an abomination. Cecilia Ager, reviewing Citizen Kane in PM Magazine, wrote: "Seeing it, it's as if you never really saw a movie before." Where's our Welles? It was a fight from which neither man ever fully recovered. Hollywood executives tried to buy Citizen Kane to burn the negative. Exhibitors were intimidated. There were threats of blackmail, smears in newspapers and FBI investigations were opened. Decades passed until Citizen Kane was revived, until Orson Welles wasvrecignized for creating one of cinema's great masterpieces.
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1h
It's vanilla. Lewandowski was busy...
HOUSE DEMOCRAT BLASTS ICE BARBIE Repurposed Daily Beast Headline What? After all the misery this bench with the soul of a spare tire has caused, why not? It's vanilla. Lewandowski was busy...
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1h
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STEPHEN MILLER AWKWARDLY FORCED TO WATCH AOC CALL HIM 4'10" Repurposed Daily Beast headline Photo of Son Of Godzilla
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1h
YAWNED SO HARD SHE BROKE HER NECSAFETY TIP: If you have a Cuomo encounter, step to the side. Warn others in your vicinity to do the same. Make others aware of the danger posed by the Cuomo eye lock.
SAFETY TIP: If you have a Cuomo encounter, step to the side. Warn others in your vicinity to do the same. Make others aware of the danger posed by the Cuomo eye lock.
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 3h
There's a certain kind of clown...
Painting by John Wayne Gacy Mike Johnson quote Your value is inherent because it is given to you by your creator. That's what we stand. There's a certain kind of clown...
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 4h
Deleting
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 4h
This is AI? Had no label. Damn...
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 4h
Mike knows to whom he owes his allegiance
Mike knows to whom he owes his allegiance Mike Johnson quote The Bible is very clear that God raises yp those un authority Photo of Washington D.C. KKK march
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 4h
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STEPHEN MILLER AWKWARDLY FORCED TaO WATCH AOC CALL HIM 4'10" Photo of Son Of Godzilla
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 4h
Thank you! It was fun to make that one. The connection came to me right away. I've made a few more...
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 4h
Repurposed ChatGPT logo Remember when having an imaginary friend Was something you paid a shrink to get over?
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 4h
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STEPHEN MILLER AWKWARDLY FORCED TO WATCH AOC CALL HIM 4'10" Photo: Son Of Godzilla
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 5h
History will remember this brave stand against tyranny...
History will remember this brave stand against tyranny... Riot gear laden officers advance on protesters bearing donuts on strings suspended from long, skinny sticks. Your Childhood Ruined book cover illustration of a blonde boy Peter Prays For All You Dumb-Ass Mother-Fuckers
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 5h
After all this, they got back in...
NOW, AS IT WAS THEN... THE EVIDENCE IS THERE TO SEE BUT IT'S JUST ANOTHER DAY Photo of Jackie Kennedy, bloodstained, next to LBJ being sworn in aboard Air Force One
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 5h
Here's Mike's idea of a good halftime show...
Ass backwards Mike Johnson quote "The founders wanted to protect the church from an encroaching state, not the other way around Photo of an Inquisition torture chamber
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 5h
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Repurposed Daily Beast headline STEPHEN MILLER AWKWARDLY FORCED TO WATCH AOC CALL HIM 4'10" Photo: Son Of Godzilla
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 7h
They're out there, alright. I had a tag team ragging on me for two hours once saying I needed to get the inner fascist out of my head.
You've definitely earned use of the coupon!
REDEEM THIS COUPON TO ERASE ONE INSTANCE OBAD JUJY RUINING YOUR DAY Repurposed photo of Eartha Kitt dancing in Las Vegas
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 20h
Lenny Bruce would have quite a job to do these days...
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 20h
Wow, hundreds of them! As if it's a requirement...
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 21h
I had a slightly different set of musical chairs a few days ago...
I think The Orange Turd Melon is well aware of what happened to his pal.
Did Diddy get a crack at Mellatio after Epstein and Gheewiz, meaning The Orange Turd Melon hit cleanup?
It's possible...
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
Rest In Peace Jane Goodall...
Rest In Peace Jane Goodall... Far Side comic autographed by Jane Goodall Two great apes on a tree branch "Well, well - another blond hair... Conducting a little more "research" with that Jane Goodall tramp?"
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
"No ma'am, there's no more going to traffic school..." Satire excuse from hooded government thug, with an arrest in the background...
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
Wreckage of an abandoned mall EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
YAWNED SO HARD SHE BROKE HER NECK Repurposed headline from England
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
Headline repurposed from a story about a mom in England imitating her daughter Caption: YAWNED SO HARD SHE BROKE HER NECK Photo of Pam Bondi
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
Headline was repurposed from an article about a mom in England imitating her kid...
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