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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · Mar 7

until i can pin skeets i will post this every few months or so

[ booping the snoot of a red panda who is like "hey!" ]

BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE

SNOOT BOOPIN BEATS

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1h

give us this day our daily pile

A very large bowl with a splat of moong egg, american vegetable mix, rice, green onion and a costco chipotle black bean patty. Also coffee in a dennys mug from the 80s

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1h

right about now
new robert altman
check it out now
new robert altman

hollywood could use another robert altman right now

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1h

at least when deputy director gordon cole was in fatuated with a 20-year-old shelly johnson he left it at learning to speak a little bit of french

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 12h

All that clapping isn’t keeping people from being snatched. It was state cops that arrested the Broadview protesters.

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 13h

bryan johnson noted silicon valley longevity freak who transfused up his son's blood and measure their dicks and so on

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 16h

yeah but no these are actual cops you can tell because they have uniforms and faces and i dont think theyre gonna be hauling off anybody on their handlebars

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 17h

im deep within this situation right now and i appreciate Being Known

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 17h

in my opinion the best part of the movie is i was incredibly high

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 17h

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 18h

I just eat a huge bowl of vegetables

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 18h

Demon Seed rerelease a nightmare on LLM street

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 19h

makes sense

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 19h

lmao what even would irresponsible use look like

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 19h

why tho

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 19h

succinct and bullseye

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 20h

it is funny that bsky still doesnt have basic-ass keyboard shortcuts that are standard UX everywhere

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 20h

JB theyve been coming for your people for a while now

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 21h

i mean he should not be allowed to drive but i gotta hand it to him for this one

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 22h

i think its time we amend the constitution to allow someone to be president who wasnt born in teh 1940s

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 22h

david simon on AI:

"I'd rather put a gun in my mouth"

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 22h

now im thinkin bout bulworth and how the ultimate dream of the hwaiet boomer lib is to be told theyre allowed to say it

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 22h

Morrison's clear meaning whic she has subsequently elucidated expressly as Not Complimentary and Clinton himself saying he took it as a compliment is a pretty good example of wanting the cool without the struggle

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 22h

it's kind of an interesting history because Toni Morrison said it first, referring to how he carries so many of the negative stereotypes but Clinton kind of turned around and was like "wow this is fantastic does this mean i get to Say It"

the new yorker

african-american men seemed to understand it right away. Years ago, in the middle of the whitewater investigation, one heard the first murmurs: white skin notwithstanding, this is our first black president. blacker than any actual black person who could ever be elected in your children's lifetime. after all, clinton displays almost every trope of blackness: single-parent household, born poor, working-class, saxophone-playing, mcdonalds-and-junk-food-loving boy from arkansas. and when virtually all african-american clinton appointees began, one by one, to disappear, when the president's body, his privacy, his unpoliced sexuality became the focus of the persecution, when he was metaphorically seized and body-searched, who could gainsay these black men who knew whereof they spoke? the message was clear: "no matter how smart you are, how hard you work, how much coin you earn for us, we will put you in youyr place or put you out of the place you have somehow, albeit with our permission, achieved. You will be fired from your job, sent away in disgrace, and—who knows?—maybe sentenced and jailed to boot. In short, unless you do as we say (i.e. assimilate at once), your expletives belong to us"

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 22h

god i love pickin up blocks from goofballs

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 22h

weird to say they are then!