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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫
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我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐
I am in fact verifiably fun at parties
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · Mar 7
until i can pin skeets i will post this every few months or so
[ booping the snoot of a red panda who is like "hey!" ] BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SNOOT BOOPIN BEATS
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
i aint readin all that happy for u tho or sorry that happened
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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i love house music so muuuuuch
holly hunter being overwhelmed in Raising Arizona (1987 i think)
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
interesting. now, apparently, having one of something and not acquiring more than you need is hoarding. I had previously believed the word meant the opposite
The Bottom Line Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it’s costing the economy Published Sun, Nov 23 202510:05 AM ESTUpdated Tue, Nov 25 202511:30 AM EST Kevin Williams Share Key Points Americans are hanging onto their smartphones for much longer than they did a decade ago, but new releases like Apple’s iPhone 17 can entice consumers to upgrade. Businesses tend to hang onto their devices even longer than individual consumers, especially overseas. While it may seem to be a smart money move, it can result in a costly productivity and innovation lag for the economy.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
i have fucked up my feet from dancing for 3.5 hours nonstop but the beats were sick and i have a duty
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
once again i am saying: but cars
a sign saying "be polite: angle your light down" a red "no" circle over a cyclist who has a light pointing straight ahead which blinds an oncoming cyclist no red circles over a cyclist who has angled their light down to illuminate the road but not the oncoming cyclist also they are skeletons for some reason
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
When my legs are falling off and i consider stopping dancing i think of the granmas with walkers getting down to chosen few at daley plaza
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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The Queen In Yelliw
Selfy in a yellow shirt with tge dj in a yellow jacket
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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i like the "are you still anti-ai or is there more acceptance" because it does not convey "appreciation" so much as "resignation"
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
bravely, iconoclasticwise: i like this sketch

youtu.be/z6hEfK5C-Sg
Fart Face - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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this is what AI takes from us youtu.be/Oh3CbKjmIi8
BLUNDERTALE: The Untrying
YouTube video by SIR The Artist
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
who did those animations on youtube, there was like a naga, a cat, and some others and they worked at a game store or somehting
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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marie.likes.earth
Last words of famous people youtube video: albert einstein said "ME equals mc SCARED"
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
thank you queen
miamidsa.org Miami DSA @miamidsa.org · 1d
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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andraste.fuckbgp.com
shit, I almost forgot. please, think of them this year
Please ask for dolphin-free cranberries this Thanksgiving. Every year, at least 12,000 cranberry bog dolphins are scooped into nets and canned. Make this year different. *picture of a dolphin and a farmer in a cranberry bog*
November 21, 2023 at 3:04 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
Xangelix is a fool
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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I’M PLURBIN HERE
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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woman apologizes asking if She Is Too Much im like have you seen my thighs i can squat more than you got do NOT worry about my capacity
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
well my name is millie and im here to say
this court order says stay five hundred feet away
the tonight show starring jimmy fallon the cast of stranger things rap a recap of the entire series ahead of the final season
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
tonight's the night
darkwing duck says his classic catch phrase: let's get pluribus
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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bigfoot-themed band doing covers of such songs as Sunshine Days in the the style of late-2000s indie rock. callin it Florence and the Hendersons
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
CEO would be the easiest possible candidate for this
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
honestly stuff like this makes me ask "what did you expect" like are people out here thinkin uff da mondays again well at least this will be remembered in the year fifty trillion
granitetide.bsky.social GT @granitetide.bsky.social · 1d
nothing quite like reading wikipedia's timeline of the far future to make whatever you were doing at work today feel utterly inconsequential
Timeline of the far future - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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sbworkersunited.org
Solidarity with @teamsters.bsky.social , who sanctioned our strike nationwide and won't be delivering food, picking up trash, or bringing packages across picket lines! ✊🔥

#NoContractNoCoffee
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM