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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫
@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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YPHIMBY 我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐 @[email protected] ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · Mar 7
until i can pin skeets i will post this every few months or so
[ booping the snoot of a red panda who is like "hey!" ] BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SNOOT BOOPIN BEATS
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 53m
tulsa king has gone from mesmerizingly insane and stupid to just normal insane and stupid and therefor boring
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1h
well dang we live we learn
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1h
is forrest gump sentimental AND fascistic or is its sentimentality an intrinsic quality of fascism? i havent had my coffee yet
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 3h
Iirc saying “democrat” instead of “democratic” goes back to bush era Fox News. It’s clunky and obnoxious and annoyingly persistent
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 4h
I wish I was a little bit shorter.
I wish I had a porter.
I wish I had a wood burning artisanal pizza oven made a brick and mortar.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 13h
3987¹² + 4365¹² = 4472¹²
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 14h
joining MENSA does not matter
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 17h
shit shit shit
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 17h
oh!
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 18h
TGI Fridays has fallen to woke
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 23h
this is like when im like "what are you talking about, linux is fine, its not that big a deal" and then someone shows me an interaction they had with a Linux Guy and im like oh right
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 23h
ahem, ahem, ahem, but this terrible interaction happened on bluesky ahem ahem ahem
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 23h
pff
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 23h
o horsey boi... the jorts the jorts are calling
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1d
LOOK
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1d
top of the hips
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1d
a blue Dr Manhattan stares at the sky and thinks: I am tired of websites. Their juice. I am tired of being caught in the meltdowns of their mods.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1d
there is no world where it is *good*, to be clear
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1d
i kinda think a more Doldrums year would let this movie get a passing grade for effort but we've been gifted with many legit excellent features now so the grading curve is punishing
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1d
terrible miscalculation on their part to put this out in a year where there are some legit good movies out there
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1d
how's it going tonight on the fucked-apart dead thing
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1d
takins are flamin hot cheetos for Difficult People
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1d
Pajamas get all the premium piping
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1d
You stupid fuckshits
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1d
Fuck you talkin about you fuckin idiot actin like youre the one who realized Johnny Cash is cool. Fuck outta here
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