🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫
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我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐
I am in fact verifiably fun at parties
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ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐
I am in fact verifiably fun at parties
@[email protected]
ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
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until i can pin skeets i will post this every few months or so
when it comes to This Time In History i realize gavin newsom isnt even a strasserite
January 16, 2026 at 9:37 AM
when it comes to This Time In History i realize gavin newsom isnt even a strasserite
do do or do not
January 16, 2026 at 9:36 AM
do do or do not
ok doctor pitt lets fricking go
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 AM
ok doctor pitt lets fricking go
eddie pepitone is a fuck**g treasure
January 16, 2026 at 6:04 AM
eddie pepitone is a fuck**g treasure
gavin newsom is disqualified im really looking forward to seeing that loser dipshit fail
January 16, 2026 at 5:59 AM
gavin newsom is disqualified im really looking forward to seeing that loser dipshit fail
if venture bros could have gotten more seasons we mighta got some gorillaz involvement now that plastic beach is over 15 years old
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 AM
if venture bros could have gotten more seasons we mighta got some gorillaz involvement now that plastic beach is over 15 years old
getting bench appearo on your podcast and yet you're the one being cornered by questions and unwilling to give a straight answer what an absolute bitch
January 16, 2026 at 5:54 AM
getting bench appearo on your podcast and yet you're the one being cornered by questions and unwilling to give a straight answer what an absolute bitch
gavin refuses to answer whether he believes boys can become girls but damon albarn is not afraid youtu.be/WDswiT87oo8
Blur - Girls And Boys (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Blur
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 5:47 AM
gavin refuses to answer whether he believes boys can become girls but damon albarn is not afraid youtu.be/WDswiT87oo8
i hate is fuckin face i dont want to see his fuckin face no more we have had facial recognition tech for like a decade minimum we should be able to block his fuckin face
January 16, 2026 at 5:42 AM
i hate is fuckin face i dont want to see his fuckin face no more we have had facial recognition tech for like a decade minimum we should be able to block his fuckin face
the enduring popularity of stardew valley has me thinkin the joke gameplay that was cooked up for zybourne clock would actually kinda hit youtu.be/S7hElo-fSj0
The Zybourne Clock - Game Trailer
YouTube video by drdougbeach
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 5:32 AM
the enduring popularity of stardew valley has me thinkin the joke gameplay that was cooked up for zybourne clock would actually kinda hit youtu.be/S7hElo-fSj0
im glad i stepped out for a couple hours tonight. someone was pleased to see me all like goin out of their way to hang out and chat
i definitely feel like i can't advance anything beyond that because the reinforcements that people bounce when they really get to know me have been consistent
i definitely feel like i can't advance anything beyond that because the reinforcements that people bounce when they really get to know me have been consistent
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 AM
im glad i stepped out for a couple hours tonight. someone was pleased to see me all like goin out of their way to hang out and chat
i definitely feel like i can't advance anything beyond that because the reinforcements that people bounce when they really get to know me have been consistent
i definitely feel like i can't advance anything beyond that because the reinforcements that people bounce when they really get to know me have been consistent
undecided on whether i wish i had watched trublud when it was still warm. i think im enjoying it more now than i would have then because it was, like, regular levels of melodrama cable schlock but compared to whats on now its like the winning nobel prize in schlock
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 AM
undecided on whether i wish i had watched trublud when it was still warm. i think im enjoying it more now than i would have then because it was, like, regular levels of melodrama cable schlock but compared to whats on now its like the winning nobel prize in schlock
my mom is still fully all there at 82 which means jesus christ im never gonna catch a break im just gonna have to be like this for so fuckin long
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 AM
my mom is still fully all there at 82 which means jesus christ im never gonna catch a break im just gonna have to be like this for so fuckin long
tiktok is all about stranger things now no matter how quickly i swipe past everything
January 15, 2026 at 11:41 PM
tiktok is all about stranger things now no matter how quickly i swipe past everything
Team, unfortunately we have decided to and not to have done yesterday but today and therefore it is your responsibility and not and you're not and then you when you not done yesterday but today. Please see this is done immediately. At your soonest your yes you are not and done yes. Thanks
January 15, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Team, unfortunately we have decided to and not to have done yesterday but today and therefore it is your responsibility and not and you're not and then you when you not done yesterday but today. Please see this is done immediately. At your soonest your yes you are not and done yes. Thanks
deep cut time machine assassination target fred wartham for bringing cultural apocalypse
January 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
deep cut time machine assassination target fred wartham for bringing cultural apocalypse
the Galaxy Quest documentary is weird because on the one hand its a very good movie with good writing and a great cast and theyre fun people to regard but on the other hand there's this huge sloppy to The Idea Of Fandom with celebs who are not connected to the film but are fucking dorks
January 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
the Galaxy Quest documentary is weird because on the one hand its a very good movie with good writing and a great cast and theyre fun people to regard but on the other hand there's this huge sloppy to The Idea Of Fandom with celebs who are not connected to the film but are fucking dorks
as president i would make it illegal to have a podcast that doesnt provide a rss link on your webpage
January 15, 2026 at 9:45 PM
as president i would make it illegal to have a podcast that doesnt provide a rss link on your webpage
thinkin about how Dream On was the first glimpse into boomer reaction gif mindset
January 15, 2026 at 9:35 PM
thinkin about how Dream On was the first glimpse into boomer reaction gif mindset
it is an ill portent that the recruiter call i had this week was them asking me if i knew anybody who was hiring
January 15, 2026 at 8:02 PM
it is an ill portent that the recruiter call i had this week was them asking me if i knew anybody who was hiring
i guess in fairness to grok, heinlein was also into freaky pervo shit
January 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
i guess in fairness to grok, heinlein was also into freaky pervo shit
oh i forgot he partnered with some AI company so i can say skipping avatar 3 was butlerian jihad as opposed to just couldnt be bothered
James Cameron says he must find a cheaper way to produce the Avatar movies in order to continue making them. https://bit.ly/4qnlOpl
January 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
oh i forgot he partnered with some AI company so i can say skipping avatar 3 was butlerian jihad as opposed to just couldnt be bothered
walz has already set up the pretext for blaming the people for this happening great job man
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Trump threatens to use the Insurrection Act, allowing him to deploy troops, to 'put an end' to protests in Minneapolis.
@apnews.com
@apnews.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
walz has already set up the pretext for blaming the people for this happening great job man
gavvy gavvy is still pallin around with fascists alright
January 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
gavvy gavvy is still pallin around with fascists alright