🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫
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我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐
I am in fact verifiably fun at parties
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ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐
I am in fact verifiably fun at parties
@[email protected]
ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
Pinned
![[ booping the snoot of a red panda who is like "hey!" ]
BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE
SNOOT BOOPIN BEATS](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tdqolm2oruycrai57rst5jkc/bafkreiakjgijdklfeor6slsrelux2ia5xdwnglhqi4z7zwugwypx2d4du4@jpeg)
until i can pin skeets i will post this every few months or so
Xangelix is a fool
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Xangelix is a fool
I’M PLURBIN HERE
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I’M PLURBIN HERE
woman apologizes asking if She Is Too Much im like have you seen my thighs i can squat more than you got do NOT worry about my capacity
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
woman apologizes asking if She Is Too Much im like have you seen my thighs i can squat more than you got do NOT worry about my capacity
well my name is millie and im here to say
this court order says stay five hundred feet away
this court order says stay five hundred feet away
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
well my name is millie and im here to say
this court order says stay five hundred feet away
this court order says stay five hundred feet away
tonight's the night
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
tonight's the night
bigfoot-themed band doing covers of such songs as Sunshine Days in the the style of late-2000s indie rock. callin it Florence and the Hendersons
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
bigfoot-themed band doing covers of such songs as Sunshine Days in the the style of late-2000s indie rock. callin it Florence and the Hendersons
CEO would be the easiest possible candidate for this
... I want every task that is possible to be automated with artificial intelligence to be automated with artificial intelligence."
www.businessinsider.com/nvidia-ceo-e...
www.businessinsider.com/nvidia-ceo-e...
Nvidia CEO told employees to use AI for 'every task that is possible'
AI adoption at Nvidia is top priority, says CEO Jensen Huang in an internal meeting. He promised expanded hiring amid AI growth.
www.businessinsider.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
CEO would be the easiest possible candidate for this
honestly stuff like this makes me ask "what did you expect" like are people out here thinkin uff da mondays again well at least this will be remembered in the year fifty trillion
nothing quite like reading wikipedia's timeline of the far future to make whatever you were doing at work today feel utterly inconsequential
Timeline of the far future - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
honestly stuff like this makes me ask "what did you expect" like are people out here thinkin uff da mondays again well at least this will be remembered in the year fifty trillion
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Solidarity with @teamsters.bsky.social , who sanctioned our strike nationwide and won't be delivering food, picking up trash, or bringing packages across picket lines! ✊🔥
#NoContractNoCoffee
#NoContractNoCoffee
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Solidarity with @teamsters.bsky.social , who sanctioned our strike nationwide and won't be delivering food, picking up trash, or bringing packages across picket lines! ✊🔥
#NoContractNoCoffee
#NoContractNoCoffee
the virgin "illegal immigrants are a real problem" coalition-building vs the chad making-trump-say "i gotta tell ya this communism stuff is making a lot of sense" coalition building
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
the virgin "illegal immigrants are a real problem" coalition-building vs the chad making-trump-say "i gotta tell ya this communism stuff is making a lot of sense" coalition building
ex droppin me a bunch of heart reacts to posts and im like gorl fool me seven times shame on hang on where are my notes
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
ex droppin me a bunch of heart reacts to posts and im like gorl fool me seven times shame on hang on where are my notes
trump pardons jair bolsonaro
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
trump pardons jair bolsonaro
skill issue
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
skill issue
cars are without exception an absolute massive source of stress, always have been, and the only difference is at least this one is a little cutie pie which sort of makes it worth it
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
cars are without exception an absolute massive source of stress, always have been, and the only difference is at least this one is a little cutie pie which sort of makes it worth it
look how they massacred my boy
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
look how they massacred my boy
boomers EXPLAINED
give this man a little house and he IMMEDIATELY turns into a "get off my lawn" guy
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
boomers EXPLAINED
There's this funny thing that happens when people regard a source as a good one until that source weighs in on something they actually know about
The trick is to remember this feeling and remember if theyre not credible on the topic you know about, theyre probably equally credible on other topics
The trick is to remember this feeling and remember if theyre not credible on the topic you know about, theyre probably equally credible on other topics
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There's this funny thing that happens when people regard a source as a good one until that source weighs in on something they actually know about
The trick is to remember this feeling and remember if theyre not credible on the topic you know about, theyre probably equally credible on other topics
The trick is to remember this feeling and remember if theyre not credible on the topic you know about, theyre probably equally credible on other topics
saw some profile that said "if youre a tankie block me" and aint that just some typical lazy mf shit
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
saw some profile that said "if youre a tankie block me" and aint that just some typical lazy mf shit
lolol another Boar's Head recall for listeria honestly theyre the most listeria company around town i s2g
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
lolol another Boar's Head recall for listeria honestly theyre the most listeria company around town i s2g
AAA fucks up my car while theyre working on it and yet im the one who has to call their insurance company and their insurance adjuster is giving me a list of body shops i have to call to see if i can find anyone who will work on it. seems like you fucked this up and ive got chores.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
AAA fucks up my car while theyre working on it and yet im the one who has to call their insurance company and their insurance adjuster is giving me a list of body shops i have to call to see if i can find anyone who will work on it. seems like you fucked this up and ive got chores.
jim kramer is saying now's the time to buy nvidia which i think means theyre going to crash so hard they'll retroactively make Quake cease to exist
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
jim kramer is saying now's the time to buy nvidia which i think means theyre going to crash so hard they'll retroactively make Quake cease to exist
turned on the actual radio just now and was flippin around and landed right on the opening notes of evanescence — bring me to life now im staring off into the distance pretending im contemplatively gripping a airplane steering wheel
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
turned on the actual radio just now and was flippin around and landed right on the opening notes of evanescence — bring me to life now im staring off into the distance pretending im contemplatively gripping a airplane steering wheel
i hope this ouijaboard finds you well
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
i hope this ouijaboard finds you well
Celebrating 140 years of "i mean we can tweak the design but we pretty much got it"
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Celebrating 140 years of "i mean we can tweak the design but we pretty much got it"