🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫
@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐
I am in fact verifiably fun at parties
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ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
我用劳动换取资本，用快乐换取快乐
I am in fact verifiably fun at parties
@[email protected]
ⓘ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
ok but this is actually me right now
January 18, 2026 at 5:54 PM
ok but this is actually me right now
i suppose im doing a no investigation no right to speak
January 18, 2026 at 5:38 PM
i suppose im doing a no investigation no right to speak
oh sorry i didnt post the screenshot
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 AM
oh sorry i didnt post the screenshot
someone put phil ochs on speed dial
January 18, 2026 at 8:17 AM
someone put phil ochs on speed dial
peak jason stackhouse
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 AM
peak jason stackhouse
happy w/ the finished desk
January 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
happy w/ the finished desk
i mean im sure i dont have to tell you. other superheros had had relationships and children but kurt was the first who fucks
January 17, 2026 at 6:19 PM
i mean im sure i dont have to tell you. other superheros had had relationships and children but kurt was the first who fucks
when they hit you with that pod save stare
January 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
when they hit you with that pod save stare
Its the combo of the talking garbage disposal and The Great Wet Hope
January 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Its the combo of the talking garbage disposal and The Great Wet Hope
ok but springboarding off this it was a mitsake for them to abandon the TMP uniforms, they were so breezy and unbothered
nevermind Bones being the fuckin drippedest man in all of spacetime
nevermind Bones being the fuckin drippedest man in all of spacetime
January 17, 2026 at 7:20 AM
ok but springboarding off this it was a mitsake for them to abandon the TMP uniforms, they were so breezy and unbothered
nevermind Bones being the fuckin drippedest man in all of spacetime
nevermind Bones being the fuckin drippedest man in all of spacetime
when i am sauteeing one cabbage
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
when i am sauteeing one cabbage
a little pick me up
January 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
a little pick me up
feeling like the revolutionary potential of political standard-bearers is low
January 16, 2026 at 9:57 PM
feeling like the revolutionary potential of political standard-bearers is low
I mean I think Dems have "don't expect anything from dems" covered
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I mean I think Dems have "don't expect anything from dems" covered
lol i mean it would seem out of place if you were born yesterday i guess
January 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
lol i mean it would seem out of place if you were born yesterday i guess
eddie pepitone is a fuck**g treasure
January 16, 2026 at 6:04 AM
eddie pepitone is a fuck**g treasure
im like never gonna be just checked out this is hell
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 AM
im like never gonna be just checked out this is hell
shoutout to my demon boy ne zha
January 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
shoutout to my demon boy ne zha
this is such an odd bit of bluster. whats the point in saying someone "should" comply with a subpoena. the salient question is: what happens if they don't
Sidenote I think these last few months have ruined swearwords for everyone because now they just convey "talks big; won't do shit"
Sidenote I think these last few months have ruined swearwords for everyone because now they just convey "talks big; won't do shit"
January 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
this is such an odd bit of bluster. whats the point in saying someone "should" comply with a subpoena. the salient question is: what happens if they don't
Sidenote I think these last few months have ruined swearwords for everyone because now they just convey "talks big; won't do shit"
Sidenote I think these last few months have ruined swearwords for everyone because now they just convey "talks big; won't do shit"
venture bros always speaks to me
January 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
venture bros always speaks to me