Shel Cee
@vehement.bsky.social
Is there a gas leak in here?
27//Ojibwe
27//Ojibwe
Afterglow is soooo fucking good…oh my god
December 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Afterglow is soooo fucking good…oh my god
If I was sadako I would absolutely have the fiercest blowout instead of that raggedy shit and say something like “you have 7 days sis, period” and vogue back into the well
December 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If I was sadako I would absolutely have the fiercest blowout instead of that raggedy shit and say something like “you have 7 days sis, period” and vogue back into the well
A never ending midnight sun chi…
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A never ending midnight sun chi…
Having to unfollow fashion people because they’re using AI to style themselves…girl JUST LOOK IN YOUR CLOSET 😭😭😭
December 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Having to unfollow fashion people because they’re using AI to style themselves…girl JUST LOOK IN YOUR CLOSET 😭😭😭
Having Stockholm syndrome with school what am I supposed to do for a month when I’m not putting aside assignments last minute to finish them in a rush?
December 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Having Stockholm syndrome with school what am I supposed to do for a month when I’m not putting aside assignments last minute to finish them in a rush?
It turns out stimulants and beta blockers are the key to experiencing bliss omg
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It turns out stimulants and beta blockers are the key to experiencing bliss omg
when it reaches 30 degrees again I’m unironically going to be wearing shorts I don’t care anymore it’s really not that cold
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
when it reaches 30 degrees again I’m unironically going to be wearing shorts I don’t care anymore it’s really not that cold
I’m so excited to torment my cohort in Chicago again last time I made them take the trains all the way from Evanston to chinatown and the bus to pilsen 🥰 youre gonna learn about this public transport AND LIKE IT
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’m so excited to torment my cohort in Chicago again last time I made them take the trains all the way from Evanston to chinatown and the bus to pilsen 🥰 youre gonna learn about this public transport AND LIKE IT
Hating the holidays not in a grinch way but in a “hyperconsumerism is destroying the earth” kind of way, I’m not like other girls ❤️
December 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Hating the holidays not in a grinch way but in a “hyperconsumerism is destroying the earth” kind of way, I’m not like other girls ❤️
The way a tiny town in the UP failed to pass a resolution 1-4 saying that there are only two sexes is sooooo fucking funny to me, 5 hours of public comment too like yea you weren’t gonna win that shit buddy
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The way a tiny town in the UP failed to pass a resolution 1-4 saying that there are only two sexes is sooooo fucking funny to me, 5 hours of public comment too like yea you weren’t gonna win that shit buddy
I LOVE telling people the hard part to get them to do better for themselves 😍 yea you kinda are mid and chopped you can do better babes!
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I LOVE telling people the hard part to get them to do better for themselves 😍 yea you kinda are mid and chopped you can do better babes!
Playing marvel rivals COMPETITIVE with a MAN is the gayest fucking thing I’ve ever done, holy shit not even anal reaches that level of homosexuality
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Playing marvel rivals COMPETITIVE with a MAN is the gayest fucking thing I’ve ever done, holy shit not even anal reaches that level of homosexuality
More people should wear shorts outside idk it really isn’t that cold
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
More people should wear shorts outside idk it really isn’t that cold
I have seasonal affective disorder and literally the only way to cure it is getting off your ass and working that’s so fucking funny to me
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I have seasonal affective disorder and literally the only way to cure it is getting off your ass and working that’s so fucking funny to me
#SpotifyIsOverParty please tell me Apple Music is better
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
#SpotifyIsOverParty please tell me Apple Music is better
Ohhh a lot of people I know are not getting handed the aux because there is only so much Ariana and Gaga I can listen to in one sitting… 🚬
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Ohhh a lot of people I know are not getting handed the aux because there is only so much Ariana and Gaga I can listen to in one sitting… 🚬
ACTUALLY lemme get off this phone for like a month omg
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
ACTUALLY lemme get off this phone for like a month omg
Yea I love instagram ads!
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Yea I love instagram ads!
Literally do not understand the concept of settling in your 20s like that actually sounds like a nightmare and yet so many people I know are content not doing shit like huh???
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Literally do not understand the concept of settling in your 20s like that actually sounds like a nightmare and yet so many people I know are content not doing shit like huh???
I need just one month of unemployment and I’m good
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I need just one month of unemployment and I’m good
Gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 you turkey Thot 😩👌 HOEvember has finally cum💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur biggest STUFFING SLUTS 👊 who wanna be STUFFED with that turkey 🍆🍆🍑 get 5️⃣ back you a 🦃 dry turkey hoe 🍗😪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you a 🍑 YUMMY STUFFED SLUT 🍑 hurry ❗️ send this in 2️⃣ minutes or you won’t 👋 get any 🍆 this DICKcem
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 you turkey Thot 😩👌 HOEvember has finally cum💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur biggest STUFFING SLUTS 👊 who wanna be STUFFED with that turkey 🍆🍆🍑 get 5️⃣ back you a 🦃 dry turkey hoe 🍗😪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you a 🍑 YUMMY STUFFED SLUT 🍑 hurry ❗️ send this in 2️⃣ minutes or you won’t 👋 get any 🍆 this DICKcem
“Crossy” is the funniest way to address a man in a wig ever
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“Crossy” is the funniest way to address a man in a wig ever
I was shredding turkey up last night and I was thinking about how people were doing this for thousands of years as I was ripping off the drumsticks does anyone else think like that
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I was shredding turkey up last night and I was thinking about how people were doing this for thousands of years as I was ripping off the drumsticks does anyone else think like that
If I’m oomf…and you’re oomf…then who’s oomfing the car?
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If I’m oomf…and you’re oomf…then who’s oomfing the car?
“I’ve wanted you for a while now” should have told me that a while ago, NEXT!
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“I’ve wanted you for a while now” should have told me that a while ago, NEXT!