I mean, I think attempting to get on anything like Adderall again would require something more definitive, but I'm not complaining.

It's me. I'm the Salazar brothers. I would do this.

My aunt has said she wants to be cremated so her kids can throw a pinch of her ashes on their kids whenever they're naughty while shouting "GRANDMA SAYS NO!" so this is apparently the sort of behavior that runs in my family.

Based on the dosage of the pain meds they sent me home with me in comparison to what I got in July, though...yeah, the stuff they gave me at the hospital definitely hasn't worn off yet. Not looking forward to when it does. 😅

I feel like I need to pee all the time, still feel a bit woozy, my throat is sore from the breathing tube, & my mouth is REAL goddamn dry, but so far the most pain I've had was right after I woke up from surgery yesterday & it just felt like bad cramps.

If I don't do it this week, I probably won't try to come back to streaming until the new year at the earliest. And even if I do come back this week, I'm just going to dip out again immediately b/c of the surgery. So...hm. I might just hold off until after recovery at this point.

I fully expected I'd have to wait until like Feb or March or something for this surgery, I did not realize it'd be BEFORE FUCKING CHRISTMAS.

So anyway, I guess I'm getting the bitch evicted next Monday, wish me luck! 😶

The tech was SHOCKED I wasn't informed this type of MRI requires gel to be inserted into 2 orifices that have never seen the sun. She told me she'd be PISSED if she had to find out the way I did & commented on how "laid back" I was.

Ironically, that's thanks to the anxiety lmao