Well… This little guy showed up and I guess I’m adopted now.

Hi. The abbreviation for the U.S. Department of Energy is “DOE.” The abbreviation for the U.S. Department of Education is “ED.”

Just heard the guy at the order counter at Newman’s Fish Market say, “It comes with a salsa verde. [customer asks what that is] Salsa… verde… Verde means “green” in Italian or something.”