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Clappy new rear everybody
January 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Clappy new rear everybody
Music genre idea: lardcore
December 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Music genre idea: lardcore
Dropped a spoonful of strange matter on the opp. Watched his ass turn into 17 different metals and sold him for scrap.
December 31, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Dropped a spoonful of strange matter on the opp. Watched his ass turn into 17 different metals and sold him for scrap.
Benedict Cumberbatch reminds me of parsnips and I can't really explain why
December 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Benedict Cumberbatch reminds me of parsnips and I can't really explain why
Damn bitch, you are FAT (complimentary)
December 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Damn bitch, you are FAT (complimentary)
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What do you call a boastful Frenchman? A braguette.
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
What do you call a boastful Frenchman? A braguette.
What do you call a boastful Frenchman? A braguette.
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
What do you call a boastful Frenchman? A braguette.
Fuck it, put the opp in a cone.
December 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Fuck it, put the opp in a cone.
Business idea: non-alcoholic vodka
December 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Business idea: non-alcoholic vodka
Merry Christmas to all my weird foreign friends who celebrate it a day late 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Merry Christmas to all my weird foreign friends who celebrate it a day late 🎄
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A less dangerous version of Jack the Ripper called Jack the Tripper. He just trips people.
December 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A less dangerous version of Jack the Ripper called Jack the Tripper. He just trips people.
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Merry Christmass to all those who celebrate
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Merry Christmass to all those who celebrate
Merry Christmass to all those who celebrate
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Merry Christmass to all those who celebrate
Final round (but for real this time)
Cake turned out kinda meh, so I made these cocoa cupcakes as a replacement. Frosting turned out looking like porridge, but at least it tasted good. Not bad for my first attempt.
Cake turned out kinda meh, so I made these cocoa cupcakes as a replacement. Frosting turned out looking like porridge, but at least it tasted good. Not bad for my first attempt.
December 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Final round (but for real this time)
Cake turned out kinda meh, so I made these cocoa cupcakes as a replacement. Frosting turned out looking like porridge, but at least it tasted good. Not bad for my first attempt.
Cake turned out kinda meh, so I made these cocoa cupcakes as a replacement. Frosting turned out looking like porridge, but at least it tasted good. Not bad for my first attempt.
Who the hell is watching these movies
AVATAR 4’ is currently set to release in 4 years from today
December 21, 2029
December 21, 2029
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Who the hell is watching these movies
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Hey artists, post some art you made before Bluesky
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hey artists, post some art you made before Bluesky
My boy got rich selling cologne. Call that a smellionaire.
December 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My boy got rich selling cologne. Call that a smellionaire.
Final round
Cake turned out a bit weird. Crispy on the surface, but very moist on the inside. Kind of flavorless. Might give it a frosting to fix that.
Cake turned out a bit weird. Crispy on the surface, but very moist on the inside. Kind of flavorless. Might give it a frosting to fix that.
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Final round
Cake turned out a bit weird. Crispy on the surface, but very moist on the inside. Kind of flavorless. Might give it a frosting to fix that.
Cake turned out a bit weird. Crispy on the surface, but very moist on the inside. Kind of flavorless. Might give it a frosting to fix that.
Cake batter turned out kinda funky. Stay tuned to find out if it explodes or turns into a cinder block in the oven.
December 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Cake batter turned out kinda funky. Stay tuned to find out if it explodes or turns into a cinder block in the oven.
Tell me a cool swamp story
December 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Tell me a cool swamp story
Round five (mystery goop)
December 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Round five (mystery goop)
Fucked around and invested in fake estate
December 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Fucked around and invested in fake estate
I once met a guy who sounded like granite
December 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I once met a guy who sounded like granite