Ashley G
@velociashtor.bsky.social
Poet, cat foster mom, book & tea enthusiast. I'm trying to crochet myself a castle.
Somewhere in the White House there's a big map where Venezuela is colored in with crayon
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Somewhere in the White House there's a big map where Venezuela is colored in with crayon
Jonathan Bailey is the human equivalent of putting No Maximum sales price in Zillow. Can I have it? No, but I can look through the photos and decide how I'd like my furniture rearranged.
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Jonathan Bailey is the human equivalent of putting No Maximum sales price in Zillow. Can I have it? No, but I can look through the photos and decide how I'd like my furniture rearranged.
Shit that's actually horrifying taken out of context. I noticed this in the delirium of bottle-feeding kittens every 3 hours #foster #fosterkittens #adoptdontshop #bottlebabies
August 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Shit that's actually horrifying taken out of context. I noticed this in the delirium of bottle-feeding kittens every 3 hours #foster #fosterkittens #adoptdontshop #bottlebabies
No, I haven't seen my sister, why do you ask?
July 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
No, I haven't seen my sister, why do you ask?
I'm at the library and someone is eating chips. Unrelated: do they let you have phones in prison?
May 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm at the library and someone is eating chips. Unrelated: do they let you have phones in prison?
Hold me like an apricot
May 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hold me like an apricot
Milan (left) Florence (sploot)
April 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Milan (left) Florence (sploot)
Got Marlena on "don't kill the vet, don't kill daddy" pills and I swear if RFK Jr tries to take these away from her I'll vaccinate him with a blow dart
April 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Got Marlena on "don't kill the vet, don't kill daddy" pills and I swear if RFK Jr tries to take these away from her I'll vaccinate him with a blow dart
Dear stylists: Please keep the hair dryer on my face in perpetuity so I don't feel weird for sitting eyes-closed throughout, as staring at my own half-drowned, blurry outline for 30 minutes makes me want to slam my temple into your scissors
March 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Dear stylists: Please keep the hair dryer on my face in perpetuity so I don't feel weird for sitting eyes-closed throughout, as staring at my own half-drowned, blurry outline for 30 minutes makes me want to slam my temple into your scissors
WHY ARE THERE CAT TEETH MARKS ON MY HEATING PAD CORD????!!???!
March 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
WHY ARE THERE CAT TEETH MARKS ON MY HEATING PAD CORD????!!???!
No thoughts, only mlem
March 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
No thoughts, only mlem
She made a snowball! (Ok full disclosure, I made the snowball)
February 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
She made a snowball! (Ok full disclosure, I made the snowball)
Marlena thinks snow is bullshit, but I love it
February 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Marlena thinks snow is bullshit, but I love it
Eric and I joined the protest outside of Thom Tillis's office today. My main goal for the next 4 years is to bring a little levity when I holler.
February 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Eric and I joined the protest outside of Thom Tillis's office today. My main goal for the next 4 years is to bring a little levity when I holler.
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers!
20/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
20/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
February 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers!
20/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
20/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
Just out here doing my part. This can also be done on your map apps 👍🏻 #fucktrump
February 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Just out here doing my part. This can also be done on your map apps 👍🏻 #fucktrump
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers!
19/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
19/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
February 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers!
19/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
19/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers!
18/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
18/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
February 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers!
18/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
18/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
Musk looks like a vaguely humanoid form of an antibiotic-resistant mutation
February 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Musk looks like a vaguely humanoid form of an antibiotic-resistant mutation
Why is Alice so mad?
1) other cat is in her favorite spot
2) ghost in the corner has said something inflammatory
3) daddy won't build a fire even though she hasn't asked for a fire
1) other cat is in her favorite spot
2) ghost in the corner has said something inflammatory
3) daddy won't build a fire even though she hasn't asked for a fire
February 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Why is Alice so mad?
1) other cat is in her favorite spot
2) ghost in the corner has said something inflammatory
3) daddy won't build a fire even though she hasn't asked for a fire
1) other cat is in her favorite spot
2) ghost in the corner has said something inflammatory
3) daddy won't build a fire even though she hasn't asked for a fire
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers!
17/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
17/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
February 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers!
17/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
17/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers!
16/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
16/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
February 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers!
16/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
16/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
We're about to have a Scurvy Girl summer because vitamin C is NINE FUCKING DOLLARS?!??!?
February 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We're about to have a Scurvy Girl summer because vitamin C is NINE FUCKING DOLLARS?!??!?
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers!
15/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
15/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
February 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers!
15/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge
15/20
#booksky
#bookchallenge
#20bookchallenge