VelSparko Forgot Those Old Acquaintance
@velsparko.bsky.social
hi i'm Bill Hogarth and i eat ass. i'm on the other blue social media site but now i'm here too. also on discord, letterboxd, rateyourmusic, discogs, a watch list etc. physical media collector & enjoyer. DM to license my posts
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ok folks i'm never gonna use these fuckass coupon codes so i'll just dump em here. feel free to reply if you use one of em
fanatics 30%: 6XG97N53Z?W? (L)
photoprintsnow 50%: 8JDG164?B6?3Z89 (H)
woobles: MW-13B?MR?Q? (4)
pickleballpaddlesUS 15%: Z88HJ1DJ??WW (L)
monopoly go token: 4?8F1E?52D?B (0)
fanatics 30%: 6XG97N53Z?W? (L)
photoprintsnow 50%: 8JDG164?B6?3Z89 (H)
woobles: MW-13B?MR?Q? (4)
pickleballpaddlesUS 15%: Z88HJ1DJ??WW (L)
monopoly go token: 4?8F1E?52D?B (0)
December 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
ok folks i'm never gonna use these fuckass coupon codes so i'll just dump em here. feel free to reply if you use one of em
fanatics 30%: 6XG97N53Z?W? (L)
photoprintsnow 50%: 8JDG164?B6?3Z89 (H)
woobles: MW-13B?MR?Q? (4)
pickleballpaddlesUS 15%: Z88HJ1DJ??WW (L)
monopoly go token: 4?8F1E?52D?B (0)
fanatics 30%: 6XG97N53Z?W? (L)
photoprintsnow 50%: 8JDG164?B6?3Z89 (H)
woobles: MW-13B?MR?Q? (4)
pickleballpaddlesUS 15%: Z88HJ1DJ??WW (L)
monopoly go token: 4?8F1E?52D?B (0)
woke up and immediately suffered a mild inconvenience so it's back to bed for me
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
woke up and immediately suffered a mild inconvenience so it's back to bed for me
this store is playing some kind of extended instrumental version of U Can't Touch This. it's been going for six minutes now
December 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
this store is playing some kind of extended instrumental version of U Can't Touch This. it's been going for six minutes now
if you don't celebrate Christmas you could probably almost make a living wage on Doordash today
December 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
if you don't celebrate Christmas you could probably almost make a living wage on Doordash today
thank you Robert for helping me turn what would have been a 5 hour walk into about 30 minutes of driving. merry Christmas to you all
December 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
thank you Robert for helping me turn what would have been a 5 hour walk into about 30 minutes of driving. merry Christmas to you all
i'm dreaming of a #000000 christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i'm dreaming of a #000000 christmas
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here comes Fuck Your Mom
here comes Fuck Your Mom
right down Fuck Your Mom Lane
here comes Fuck Your Mom
right down Fuck Your Mom Lane
December 24, 2024 at 7:05 PM
here comes Fuck Your Mom
here comes Fuck Your Mom
right down Fuck Your Mom Lane
here comes Fuck Your Mom
right down Fuck Your Mom Lane
i'm mister Please Rewind
i'm mister Spree
i'm mister Low Late Fees
i'm mister DVD
friends call me Rent Miser
whatever i pick
has to come back quite quick
(i'm blockbust)
i'm mister Spree
i'm mister Low Late Fees
i'm mister DVD
friends call me Rent Miser
whatever i pick
has to come back quite quick
(i'm blockbust)
December 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
i'm mister Please Rewind
i'm mister Spree
i'm mister Low Late Fees
i'm mister DVD
friends call me Rent Miser
whatever i pick
has to come back quite quick
(i'm blockbust)
i'm mister Spree
i'm mister Low Late Fees
i'm mister DVD
friends call me Rent Miser
whatever i pick
has to come back quite quick
(i'm blockbust)
all around me are vanilla cupcakes
always frosted
never chocolate
always frosted
never chocolate
December 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
all around me are vanilla cupcakes
always frosted
never chocolate
always frosted
never chocolate
if you have a spreadsheet open on monitor 1 and emails on monitor 2 you can basically do whatever you want at work
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
if you have a spreadsheet open on monitor 1 and emails on monitor 2 you can basically do whatever you want at work
Succession, Severance season 1, F1, and now Killers of the Flower Moon. is Apple TV finally realizing there is still a strong and healthy market for physical media?
December 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Succession, Severance season 1, F1, and now Killers of the Flower Moon. is Apple TV finally realizing there is still a strong and healthy market for physical media?
"so Vel what holiday classics do you have lined up for this year?"
oh you know i'm watching only the classicest of films to get in the Christmas spirit
oh you know i'm watching only the classicest of films to get in the Christmas spirit
December 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"so Vel what holiday classics do you have lined up for this year?"
oh you know i'm watching only the classicest of films to get in the Christmas spirit
oh you know i'm watching only the classicest of films to get in the Christmas spirit
i have no proof but that new Lunchables ad reeks of AI. the one where the kid walks in the lunch room and everyone's cheering. everything just feels off
December 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
i have no proof but that new Lunchables ad reeks of AI. the one where the kid walks in the lunch room and everyone's cheering. everything just feels off
Prépare-toi à apprendre le Français, mon Buddy!
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Prépare-toi à apprendre le Français, mon Buddy!
GenZ Tool be like: FORTY SIX AND SEVEN
December 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
GenZ Tool be like: FORTY SIX AND SEVEN
thinking about how awesome Public Domain Day will be next month. we get All Quiet on the Western Front, The Big Trail, Animal Crackers, the proto-Three Stooges film Soup to Nuts, and every other film made in 1930. hot damn!
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
thinking about how awesome Public Domain Day will be next month. we get All Quiet on the Western Front, The Big Trail, Animal Crackers, the proto-Three Stooges film Soup to Nuts, and every other film made in 1930. hot damn!
watching Kill Bill in theaters and having the Fortnite thing at the end was like going to a fancy restaurant and having a wonderful three-course meal and then the dessert is a Mr. Beast candy bar
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
watching Kill Bill in theaters and having the Fortnite thing at the end was like going to a fancy restaurant and having a wonderful three-course meal and then the dessert is a Mr. Beast candy bar
anyone else's Letterboxd app take a really long time to load? like at least 10 seconds from opening it to actually displaying the home page?
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
anyone else's Letterboxd app take a really long time to load? like at least 10 seconds from opening it to actually displaying the home page?
guy who loves The Postal Service but has never heard of Death Cab For Cutie
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
guy who loves The Postal Service but has never heard of Death Cab For Cutie
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Cities97 has been playing the last two bars of the @maxmcnown01.bsky.social song “A Lot More Free” for over 7 minutes. lol methinks this is in error
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Cities97 has been playing the last two bars of the @maxmcnown01.bsky.social song “A Lot More Free” for over 7 minutes. lol methinks this is in error
Rockettes high kicks frame perfect combo
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Rockettes high kicks frame perfect combo
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psa: the macy's parade has a webgl 3d viewer for models of each of its balloons in the parade this year and somebody should absolutely extract the models
www.macys.com/s/parade/lin...
www.macys.com/s/parade/lin...
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
psa: the macy's parade has a webgl 3d viewer for models of each of its balloons in the parade this year and somebody should absolutely extract the models
www.macys.com/s/parade/lin...
www.macys.com/s/parade/lin...
guy who has delusions of mundanity (winning $5 on a scratcher, getting the last donut in the break room, hits every green light on the drive home)
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
guy who has delusions of mundanity (winning $5 on a scratcher, getting the last donut in the break room, hits every green light on the drive home)
i take my coffee like i take my candy: with the pork and beans
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
i take my coffee like i take my candy: with the pork and beans
what's wrong love? you've hardly touched your Eggo Pokémon the Movie 2000 Character Waffles
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
what's wrong love? you've hardly touched your Eggo Pokémon the Movie 2000 Character Waffles