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Julian Barajas
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As a DC resident, my biggest gripe about BURN AFTER READING was the running route George Clooney’s character does. He says it’s supposed to be something like “5 miles and a bit,” but that made no sense to me.
June 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I deeply admired Val Kilmer. TOP SECRET is one of the most important movies in my life. Hugely influential.

He was just different. I’ll miss him. Check out REAL GENIUS if you haven’t yet.
April 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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The 2025 Dunking Movie Tourney has begun! BLACK BAG or THE ELECTRIC STATE? BRIDGET JONES or CAPTAIN AMERICA? Find out here:
2025 Dunking Movie Bracket: Sweet Sixteen (Day 1)
“Black Bag,” “The Gorge,” and “Bridget Jones” square off.
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March 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
A lot of people are complaining about what a waste of money THE ELECTRIC STATE is. But with $320 million, the Russo brothers could’ve made 6 YOU, ME AND DUPREE’s. So, really, we should be thanking them.
March 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I analyzed the chess scene in Anyone but You so you don’t have to.

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A Blunder Down Under
Analyzing the chess scene in "Anyone but You"
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December 1, 2024 at 3:19 PM
December 1, 2024 at 4:31 AM