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The Velvet Argyle
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Smooth like velvet, complex like argyle
“Get your butt outta my face”
“Get your face outta my butt”
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You hang back, I’ll go see what the human wants.
November 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sisters are doing it for themselves.
October 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I am powerless when those eyes get big.
September 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“Too bright! What did I drink last night and who do I need to apologize to‽”
August 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Family always put aside their differences and come together when there’s a critter in the neighbor’s tree.
August 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM