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Velvet Sparrow
@velvetsparrow.bsky.social
Smart-ass So. CA gal. No. NV Sierras Writer/Origami artist with LOTS of chickens. Unrepentant Romantic/Rogue Snarker/Chaotic Good. AI = Block!
Eastern Sierras, Nevada
jackshenhouse.blogspot.com
Yeah...but *think* of all the stuff from your 'craft junk' stash you could finally use! Buttons, beads, ribbon...
I really want to do one of these over this snowy winter...
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
As a dental professional, let me just say: That is some of THE nastiest dentistry I've ever seen in that sea of spit. 🤮
And I don't mean those ugly Chiclets up front.
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
My accessory was, alas, chosen *for* me by my craptacular heart last year. 😒❤️

Ignore the band-aids, I was shived repeatedly by the steel strings on one of my instruments.
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
#AI is *just* SO damned stupid. 🙄😂
The way it states falsehoods so absolutely is gonna lead the Fox News lemmings right off the cliff. They're already standing on the edge.
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 AM
And one with mermaids, some IDIOT had freaked at breasts and stuck masking tape on it. 🤬
December 2, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Gorgeous!
I've always wanted to make one of these, but fear the utter rabbit hole I'd go down. 😁
Saw these beauties at a Nevada state fair a few years back, the amount of talent that goes into something like this--! Artists unknown, unfortunately.
December 2, 2025 at 7:27 AM
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful December
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
When all you want to do is clean the damned #dulcimer and you end up single-handedly keeping Johnson & Johnson in the black.
😒 Damned steel strings are *sharp*.
#Owie
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Same vibe:
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Shocking omission of the Bureau of Unexplained Phenomena's seal, shown on the door of the car Kent Mansley drives (he works for the government).
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Time to check in with the CHP...

Did someone leave a box of donuts on the side of the road?
😁
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I always got a kick out of how the cartoonists slipped this past the censors... 😁
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Hmmm...you'd think, given the last couple of days, that #BlueSky's 'Trending' would look different.
But nope--aaalllll sports.
😒
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Strong Gordon Laite vibes here. ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 AM
So it's not a small boulder the size of a large boulder?
😁
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I've got baby #chicks in cupcake liner ballerina skirts to offer.
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The McGee Creek Cal Trans traffic camera is out, but the other for Crowley Lake is working, and everything looks wet...hope it does the trick.
#ParkFire
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November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Last week's #egg #donation to our local #FoodCloset.
Eight dozen--5 dozen were donated, the other 3 were given out to the kid's ukulele group.
The girls come through with the #cackleberries even when molting, in winter! 😀
#ChickenSky #Chickens
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My neighbor on the next block: ...

The ONLY tree on his property: LOL IM DED ANYWAYS MAY AS WELL TAKE THE FENCE WITH ME 🤪
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
People 400 miles south of me: Look at these amazing photos taken in my back yard of the Aurora Borealis!
My weather: LOL enjoy yer monster cloudbank & storm. 🤪
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM