VenomTurtle
venomturtle.bsky.social
VenomTurtle
@venomturtle.bsky.social
He/Him
at PAX Unplugged, I heard someone. from the Twilight Imperium tournament say "does anyone mind if I open a worm hole on Mecatol Rex?" so tonight I opened both a Gamma and Beta world hole on Mecatol Rex because I could and it's the most fun I had playing this game
December 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It's Christmas with Michael Caine
a man in a top hat is standing in front of a group of people in a christmas scene .
Alt: it's Michael Caine in a Christmas film in a Christmas film with Michael Caine
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
also, I got called "salt and pepper" at the same party tonight because my hair is already basically 50% grey
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
My mom went to a Genesis/Phil Collins concert while pregnant with me and "put a concert T-shirt over her belly to protect me from the volume" and that might just explain my love for the man's music
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Bootleg GQuuuuuuX DVD and gunpla kits with @captstromboli.bsky.social tonight
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
@vtgartsy.bsky.social got me this sick headset stand for my work desk, and then we made it a cloak.
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
imagine being such an illiterate cunt that you say that One Piece isn't political
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Every time some dick says that One Piece isnt political, they admit to be a piece of shit who doesn't know shit about what they are saying
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
"We're two hours into a 50 minute video JT"
me: "seems fine"
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
if you watch one piece to the arlong park pwalk and still aren't convinced, that makes you a bad person
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
one of my favorite GameStop manger memories is a mom coming into my store and telling me how her sons DS and pokemon sun was stolen from their car. I asked about some favorite pokemon of the kid and who was on their team.
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
me: I want to watch this speedrun
runner: constantly whistling and singing nonsense noise into their mic throughout the run.
me: guess I'll never watch this run
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Does this mean there's legal precedent for throwing sandwiches at feds now?
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Curse ending for Silksong was way more fun to get than I thought it would be
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
When do we get goalie cams in the NHL? I want to see those scrum and shot angles, I'm not biased
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Halloween poker night
October 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Rigged NHL
October 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm so excited
Combining individual strengths to create a dream team is a core part of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Each Partner card in the #MTGxTMNT Commander Deck highlights those strengths and adds a different flair to your path to victory.
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I still get mad when I think about a former coworker trying to differentiate between the 1977 Pete's Dragon and the 2016 Pete's Dragon by calling the 2016 version "live action"
October 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Phillies at 6, Flyers at 7, Eagles at 8. Im going to be overwhelmed with Philly sports tonight
October 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Between getting Venoms in the Spider-Man set and now Donatello in TMNT, the Venom Turtle deck is shifting into maximum overdrive
IS THIS A DREAM COME TRUE?
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The first 10 minutes of Weapons really killed the immersion of being in Pennsylvania when the featured a liquor store that wasn't FWGS
October 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
me:this game is going to end in a tie
Sean Mcvay: Fuck you, we are losing this game
October 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Is it poor sportsmanship to taunt my Mets fan friends because they didn't make the playoffs? Probably. Am I doing it anyway. Yes. Fuck the Mets, Go Phillies #RedOctober
September 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
A full, standard MTG set for The Hobbit feels like taking the book The Hobbit and stretching it into 3 films
September 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM