This and the mountain goats take me into every new year

I got to ride in a rented one at thanksgiving and it was swank as hell tho. Really put the old family Previa to shame. Tons of leg room even in the third row!

I also love that the photographer went back to VF like “actually none of these photos are going to be kind in any way, these are gonna be the cruelest photos I ever publish”

it depends on what you mean by "used" - i've never slept on a waterbed but i do know what they were! and we weren't an AOL family. but I still have 18!

any time i have to run for the bus tho? DISAGREE 😩

people also think they can avoid dying alone by having kids, even if they don't really want kids! so they have them and they're miserable and the kids can feel it and guess what, you die alone at the end A N Y W A Y because that's just the odds, no matter how much love there is

i miss the days before i knew who she was, because everything about her is vile and baffling to me

extremely same, but the first time I did that AND used the microplane it did become a Real Garlic Experience

the rocker style works pretty well and is easy to clean! I also really like a microplane but breaking down the garlic that much gives you a real punch of flavor that you might not be looking for every time

I see as soon as prices go up it’s Obamacare again, not the ACA. 🧐

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