The Chappell Roan & Sabrina Carpenter Christmas duet has me yearning in the gayest way possible. I’m talking deep fire burning in the chest, Mr. Darcy hand flex kind of desperation. UGH!

This man at the gym put a 45lb plate on his back and got down to do some pushups. Does he know that I would step on him for free and he’d get a better workout??

Been getting laser hair removal for a few months now. Body hair is a sensory issue for me, my preference is for my skin to feel like buttered noodles. Is that so wrong!?

Excited to once again showcase my brain rot in bite sized bits!