when I was younger I thought the subplot of Ender’s Game in which Ender’s siblings shitpost themselves into running the world was the least realistic part of the book

I am coming around to the idea that it was by far the most realistic

please don’t speak to me for the foreseeable future, i will be in mourning

blaze it 5:20? sorry i don’t get off work till 5

All I want for Christmas is to pull a loose book from a bookshelf and finally, at long last, find that it opens a hidden door.