brb i'm running to grab the strap

hey why the fuck is that forest moving

literally i've BEEN saying this‼️💯

i'm seeing floating daggers and the ghost of my closest companion and shit and i really just want a beautiful woman to tell me what to do, up to and including killing the nearest monarch (i got six hours of sleep last night)

bro has a whole prospective mommy gf staring him in the face and goes "what does this mean 🤔" PJ GO GET THAT‼️

and if you need some help you let me know 😘

lilah you are so sweet!! i tracked it down in the end but i appreciate you a lot 🥰

i mean if it'll save you then put that shit on, pretty boy 👀

@ pausanias baby girl PLEASE.... PLEASE COME TO ME

number three is for @persephone-arils.bsky.social in particular and number four, @bnnuyburnva.bsky.social

"here's your necklace 😏😏" right okay lemme pop over to the nearest dollar store for something with a little more structural integrity. brother you best not get too frisky lest i snap one of those fingers in half like a piece of chalk cause that's evidently the hydration level we're working with here

... when does your flight land again? 😇

i fear we might collectively be the internet dom final boss.......
bsky.app/profile/verb...

so my telepathic abilities are finally working!! 🙂‍↕️

and also like..... "homo"..........

ὁμογλῶσσαι (homoglossai) as in "shared speech" but like also as in "shared tongues"... are we picking up what i'm putting down here

hehehe 🥰