Blunt Force Trauma

This whole time I thought that the “micro wave” from British tea time was the outstretched pinky waving at you not the preparation method. I must have looked like such a fool.

Same reason Gollum looks like he does after keeping the Ring for so long

The way these guys keep crying wolf, by the time actual violence occurs no one will believe them.

Maybe the real Jerry was the friends (not Jerry) we found along the way.

“But I don’t like macaroons”

Forget treating him like Cuomo. Treat him like Ron “eats pudding with his hands” DeSantis

Hot Take: We should have enough representation that constituents shouldn’t have to win a lottery to be able to meet with their representative.