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Lemon Verbena
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100% me, very authentiic. 💕LIVE everyday as yourself and no one will ever be able to tell you they don’t believe you can 💕 Proud mum to Prawn . RT≠DTF
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Cringe tastes:

Least Offensive
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Pokemon
Stan behavior in your 30s
Musical Theater
Creed (Fragrance)
Overwatch
Requesting songs
“Oh, I don’t take the train”
Kaws
Avatar the Last Air Bender
Boxed Funko Pops en masse
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Most Heinous
Minion or da Bob fo today, but it’s a twink in a yellow jockstrap
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My listening age is 73 😶
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
KATY SNUBBED AGAIN JUSTICE FOR WITNESS
Does he realize who the “partner” is lol
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It’s 2 am I live in Manhattan WHY IS THERE A ROOSTER CROWING?!
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Wait wait wait, you’re telling me you reply? To texts? From people that are not paying you?!
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Very weird when telegram randomly lets you know a dead friend has joined telegram!
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
(Grocery store checkout line)
“What magazine should I buy?”
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Cocteau Twins:
I don’t understand just sounds good
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Imagine taking 5 grams of mushrooms and having to confront the idea that you’re a grifter with nothing to offer clinging to your slipping youth, in front of a camera, staring at Mr. Beast’s face, while Grimes plays nightcored Alice Coltrane, and your ego is shattered to pieces on the floor.
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I feel like this is a crazy image to use for a hot take because the reaction to this video kinda ruined her life
I hate all pies
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The whos down in bootsville
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Babe wake up BLTs made with tomatoes from my garden!
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 AM
You’re the only one that I belong to
Every part of me is is a part of you
kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips .
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The boots-nality of tea-vil
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I had to drive in the rain in the dark on the taconic and the car I was in had the shittiest wipers and honestly I couldn’t see anything and I’m very glad I did not die
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
My holiday food hot take is that I really hate the way most people make mac and cheese, like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’VE BEEN COOKING THIS PASTA FOR AN HOUR?!
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDNT SLEEP?!
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
*Trump Voice* “Something has changed within me, something is… not. the. same.”
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
He did the Dance of Seven Veils. There is simply no other explanation.
Working people have been left behind in New York. In the wealthiest city in the world, one in five can't afford $2.90 for the train or bus. As I told Trump today— it’s time to put those people right back at the heart of our politics.
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Zohran after rizzing up Dondon so he doesn’t send the military to nyc:
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Mamdani delights with presidential themed scavenger hunt around the West Wing. Trump, adorned in custom MAGA-red deerstalker cap, claps while opening gold-leafed envelope tucked behind a portrait of FDR containing a crisp hundred dollar bill, the final prize for solving a clue about infrastructure.
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Squirrel YouTuber GRWM Fall edition:
Nuts I’m focusing on nuts
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Reposted by Lemon Verbena
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM