He just sits on top of paper bags when I put them down 😅

Can you do anything to help me entertain this extremely bored cat?

Good stuff

We've recruited the most prolific generative AI users in the world to whip up several creative series for our day one launch! We can't wAIt!

What's the average diameter of all of the Jesus foreskins?

Is that not what a Nativity Scene is supposed to look like?

I don't even... wow.

So festive!

I just wish he would blow up more stuff

I always imagine him thinking, "Well, I appreciate the thought, but did it have to be a street?"

Holy shit! This is my new favorite of these

Main Street in San Francisco is named after 19th century businessman, Charles Main

Seems self-explanatory 🤷

He's one of those people who really proves to me (for my personal beliefs anyway) that you have to try hard to judge every idea and argument on its own merits, not on the mouth/pen it's coming from. He has written so many things that I think are importnat & many others that are fucking abhorent!

I discovered it when they had the syrup to go with a Berliner Weisse at my local brewery, and it is amazing!!!

This is like my voicemail that says: If you knew me, you'd text me