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She/her. Goth AF, progressive AF, demi/ace 🖤🤍💜 AF. Obsessed with ESO, Dunmer, the Tribunal, Sotha Sil. Currently on a BG3 journey with Astarion.
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if evil
why waist
An image of a masculine Altmer from the character loading screen of Elder Scrolls Online. He wears lightweight, dark blue and black armor and has a pet and mount of a similar color and style. He's very obviously a member of the Order of the Black Worm, the most prominent and villainous cult in the game. The armor has only a fabric wrap around the middle, highlighting the elf's slim waist.
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Bitch what the FUCK WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I MISS oh it's for the upcoming Daedric War event, okay.

Wait it's for the upcoming Daedric War event? BITCHWHATTHEF...

(Attention all Sotha Sil fans among #ESOFam, this is not a drill.)
ESO: A Dunmer (who looks a lot like Sotha Sil) wearing an obviously Sothic wizard robe with brass armor. Outfit Style: Light of Knowledge Jerkin (ESO) UESP page showing that Light of Knowledge style is a reward set to drop for the Daedric War Celebration Event, 2025.
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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[voting Yes as FUCK on Prop 50 intensifies]
Unsubscribing from an unwanted text message.
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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For comparison. I didn't do the full Salaa treatment, he's not an exact dupe, but I think I did a good job for a quickie.

I don't think it'll affect his story that much but I do think it's fun to think that he'd make Manni do a double take if they ever meet. (And they will, in our story.)
Nethaarion close-up. Vanus during the time ESO takes place. A projection of young Vanus as a Psijic.
October 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Nethaarion has a central conceit because I love basing my OCs on stupid little central conceits.

That's right he looks a lot like Manni's favorite h̷a̷t̷e̷-̷f̷u̷c̷k̷ of all time, a young Vanus G. himself.
As a particularly valuable Telvanni slave. oh shit this guy looks familiar
October 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Oh I almost forgot. I have a friend who loves wormboi so I made a worm so we can play worms together.

This is Nethaarion. He learned how to be a vile necromancer from his master, Veth (my Telvanni OC). The Worm Cult sure would love to u̷n̷l̷e̷a̷s̷h̷ free him. #ESOFam
Nethaarion looking like the wormy he'll eventually be. Nethaarion with those Coldharbour vibes.
October 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Chakrii-jo (Khajiit) wears a Hollowjack jester costume and a silly pose, with his black horse and cat behind him. Ink-on-Water (Argonian) dressed all in bones with a skull mask and his skeletal guars by his side. Nethaarion (Altmer) dressed as the grim reaper, a ghostly indrik mount behind him.
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Anshan (Dunmer, shocking, I know) wearing a tattered, all-black outfit and a creepy, black wooden mask. His crow pet and ghoulish stag steed, whose skull is lined with purple candles, join him. Baelonir (Bosmer!) dressed convincingly as a tiny minotaur, with a matching bear pet and mount. Telyondgale (Altmer) stands next to his orange and black Hollowjack indrik and orange and black bat pet. The elf is wearing an outfit and mask that almost completely black him out of existence against the black backdrop, with only bright orange trim to define him.
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Veth (dark elf) looks devilishly handsome in all-red armor and a horned helmet. His red draconic mount and dremnaken pet are behind him. Virha (Dunmer) looks intimidating in a crow skull mask and other bone attire, with his skeletal wolf mount and pet behind him. I'm just now realizing I used the Coldsnap outfit style a lot this year. Eridu (Dunmer) wearing a black mask and assassin garb, covered in bloody handprints and holding a bow and arrow. Behind her are a glowing skeletal dragon and a black wolf mount.
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Well I was wanting to do this, anyway, but since @englidottir.bsky.social requested it, now I have some motivation. :)
Llivion (Dunmer) looking deathly and diseased with his Peryite skeever mount and pet. Salaa (Dunmer) wields a levitating, flaming sphere and wears a creepy, wicker mask and matching clothes, with a burning wicker steed and wicker imp pet. Hiraeth (Dunmer) looking convincingly like a goblin with green skin and bone-covered clothes, his durzog mount and pet behind him.
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I'm celebrating my friend's Halloween birthday here, at San Diego's gothest restaurant (Quixote, it's Oaxacan cuisine) drinking a cocktail made with AMONTILLADO.

It's a good day.
A gothic restaurant A gothic restaurant A gothic bar
October 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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sexy open food near me
Skeet: Your Halloween costume is "sexy" + the last thing you Google searched This year I'll be going as "sexy bus schedule"
October 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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MY FRIEND JUST SENT ME THIS I AM DYING THEY MADE THE VANUS STATUE LOOK LIKE VANUS IN OBLIVION REMASTERED
Vanus Galerion statue in the original Oblivion. He's wearing generic robes, has a long, wizardly beard, and something like an Ayleid crown. He looks nothing like the eventual design for the living Vanus Galerion, he's not even identifiably elven. Vanus Galerion statue in the Oblivion: Remastered. It now looks like Vanus in ESO, down to the correct Mages Guild robes. He's posed the exact same way as the original, with a torch in his right hand and his left hand extended with the palm.
October 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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OH MY FUCK THEY GOT ME SO GOOD HOLY SHIT THEY WROTE THAT LIKE THEY READ MY MIND ROFLMAO
WALKS-IN-ASH!!!
October 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Me: I want to hope I'm wrong. But I'm not.

Me, 100% correct:
Rigurt. [heavy sigh]
October 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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⚠️ ESO SOLSTICE SPOILERS ⚠️

Me: Oh! Oh wow, who could it be? [visions of cool Argonian and Dunmer characters we haven't seen in a long time dancing in my head]

Me: But it could also be a Nord... [visions of cool Nord characters we haven't seen in a long time fade into...]

Me: No. Aw, come on. 😑
Dialog with Prinze Azah in ESO.
October 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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What's the one pet you wish you could have but can't?

I want a Gambian Pouched Rat.
A cute Gambian pouched rat in a blue harness.
October 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Two characters I like. :) If you see this and you want to participate, consider yourself tagged!
Sotha Sil in ESO. Fa-Nuit-Hen in ESO.
October 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Repost this trans character or reply/quote with another one to scare fascists.
Demi-Prince Fa-Nuit-Hen of Maelstrom, who is non-binary.
October 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Repost this trans character or reply/quote with another one to scare fascists.
Prince Naemon Aldmeri, who is trans.
October 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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I made parmesan pesto penne with spinach, broccoli, and chicken andouille sausage. Seen here with a glass of my favorite wine, prosecco, from one of the beautiful wine glasses kindly given to me yesterday by @justdelishioso.bsky.social.

I felt celebratory. I got my EVERLOVING Facebook account back.
A buttery yellow bowl on a black, wooden tabletop. The bowl is filled with penne pasta flecked with dark green, topped with sliced sausage and seasoning. A fork sticks out of the bowl. To the right of the bowl is a gleaming wine glass filled with white wine, with visible condensation on the surface. The rim of the glass has a gold, Greek, spiral pattern that's shining in the light.
October 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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The Law of Salaa:

If it's Julianos- or Meridia-themed, no it's not.

It's divinely inspired by Sotha Sil.
A Dunmer (dark elf) in Elder Scrolls Online in a blank, black room. He's tall with white hair in a ponytail. He's dressed in leather and brass armor with glowing, geometric, turquoise details. Behind him are two brass machines with a spider-like shape. One is a mount, the other is much smaller. They have similar glowing, geometric markings.
September 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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look at her swimmies! 💚🐀
September 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Elder Scrolls Online: A dunmer sitting atop the new skeever (rat) mount, with the matching pet, near the Rimmen wayshrine at night.
September 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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A link to this headline caught my attention so I clicked on it and the irony is staggering.

Not only is the image AI generated, the entire article is. It's got every single known tell for AI generation all over it.
"Technology doesn’t build startups — people do | Opinion." It's accompanied by an AI generated image.
August 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM