Might just start slipping this into conversation, just asking people to spot me some cash, but saying 'don't worry, I'll pay you back with the proceeds from my Liz Truss-fronted private members' club'.

Also, by asking for so much, they are making it inevitable that every applicant will leave something off. The last 5 years worth of data from all your relatives?? Every application will have a mistake. Then, they can use that mistake/omission to selectively prosecute immigrants and tourists.