now that's a movie nobody would enjoy the sequel to

my cat knows a move called Exist, which must be pretty strong because it has a 100% chance to incapacitate me, a literal giant

[darcy] "you have bewitched me, body and soul."
[elizabeth, closing a door with a cauldron behind it] "uh huh."

somewhere in here is a great story about your two boyfriends treating you like a collaborative engineering challenge