I knew it was going to be that because of this bit from a 90s sitcom that, ironically, was making fun of the ideal of manliness and yet I internalized *so hard*
youtu.be/w6qVosyrQW8?...

Capitalism not getting it I understand, but the hordes of people buying this stuff every year to make it profitable enough to keep making it????

I'm so bothered by the guy doing a full 180 turn as he arrives in front of Dagwood. Did he Akira slid up to him in anticipation of giving him that cart?

Let me guess, you had your fingers splayed out with your palm down instead of palm up with your fingers folded in like you're about to give a thumbs up?

"For our awards to comply with the law we have to limit who can be considered for an award to biological women only"

Is the implication that the police are going to come and arrest everyone in the organization for giving out wrong bicycling awards?

Ok that's called being a cleaner (that they make work on the registers sometimes? Which is...absolute nonsense? That's what managers are for)

The idea that "bagger" is a special job separate to the person scanning the items is some insane American nonsense I will never be able to accept

Where else can people from department stores go on tv and tell you what toys to buy your child and/or teen for Christmas?

It's not *just* about a baby who poops. Sometimes it's about how much heterosexual couples hate each other

"Number go up" was the real anti-life equation all along

I'm pretty sure I learnt recently that Munchausen was a dude who told exaggerated stories at parties to entertain people and somehow that become "making a medical condition for attention"