I (occasionally) practice employment law in Canada which has much stronger worker protection laws than the US and you'd be given the boot on the spot with no recourse for this here, as well.

I'm not sure how you can derive fun from those things without taking them seriously on some level, which makes you a crackpot on some level.

But most people have silly beliefs of some kind or another.

Haven't listened to this song in ages. So good.

Internecine squabbles like these, where one part of an in-group says "those are the crackpots" and another part of the in-group says "those are the crackpots" when in fact, they're all crackpots, are endlessly amusing.

how they "knew" that was your sign because of X Y and Z. Then tell them you lied, but lie again about what your "real" sign is.

Continue for as long as is amusing.

This is a hilarious thing to test. Take a few weeks of horoscopes out of your newspaper, remove the signs from them, hand them to someone who believes in astrology and tell them to put the correct signs back on.

Alternative: If someone asks you your sign, lie. Watch them wax poetic about...

Astrology is just throwing a bunch of Barnum phrases in a blender and pulling them out at random. An LLM is perfectly suited to this task.

"I'm better than everyone else" is a key part of racist identity, and a key part of French identity, so this tracks.

When I was in uni, I bussed to school, and there'd always be a couple assholes sitting in the aisle seat with no one and nothing in the window seat. You'd say "excuse me" and they'd just stare at you.

I started just climbing across them when the bus was full because fuck those idiots.

If immigrants are filling the jobs that pay poorly and locals don't want to do, is that good immigration or bad immigration?

What do you think this shows?

Will you be coming back to Victoria?

I know more than a few people who claim that we should follow degrowth, and then in the next sentence lament that housing isn't as accessible as it was to their parents.

But why?

So it's a vape for Bill Clinton then?

What do you mean this reference is 30 years out of date?

Good thing we all have laptops and can write on the turlet.

Please do a podcast about these foods and call it "Milwaukee-Talkee"