Matthew
@verslikeversace.bsky.social
He/him
Married to my favorite guy, cat dad times 3, photographer, Michigander, space enthusiast. A good walking trail hates to see me coming. Here to cultivate safe spaces and shamelessly hype my besties.
linktr.ee/verslikeversace
Married to my favorite guy, cat dad times 3, photographer, Michigander, space enthusiast. A good walking trail hates to see me coming. Here to cultivate safe spaces and shamelessly hype my besties.
linktr.ee/verslikeversace
That is going to be GORG in June!! 😍
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
That is going to be GORG in June!! 😍
Some how y'all may have gotten it worse than Michigan 👀
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Some how y'all may have gotten it worse than Michigan 👀
Goes to show that most silly little edgy jokes are usually backed up by actual garbage thinking/human beings
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Goes to show that most silly little edgy jokes are usually backed up by actual garbage thinking/human beings
I unblocked him momentarily just so I could see how this was progressing on his end and I was NOT disappointed 🤭
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I unblocked him momentarily just so I could see how this was progressing on his end and I was NOT disappointed 🤭
I blocked him so I can't see but love that that's where we are at
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I blocked him so I can't see but love that that's where we are at
The toxic-homosexuality of it all
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The toxic-homosexuality of it all
Such a healthy, inclusive, mature response
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Such a healthy, inclusive, mature response
Another great point! And some of the other dip shits in the comments should be blocked too. That fucking rhetoric belongs on X and may each of those users get eaten alive by their own kind
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Another great point! And some of the other dip shits in the comments should be blocked too. That fucking rhetoric belongs on X and may each of those users get eaten alive by their own kind
This is an EXCELLENT point!
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This is an EXCELLENT point!
It's giving straight-conservative-boomer energy
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It's giving straight-conservative-boomer energy
Some blood may have rushed into my penis 🙈
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Some blood may have rushed into my penis 🙈
Some of the pick-mes in the comment section has me cackling
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Some of the pick-mes in the comment section has me cackling
Imagine being so basic and two-dimensional with your sexual appetite that you'd post ass like this on bluesky thinking it was some sort of a fucking serve
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Imagine being so basic and two-dimensional with your sexual appetite that you'd post ass like this on bluesky thinking it was some sort of a fucking serve
My heart rate just went up a *little
*LOT
*LOT
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My heart rate just went up a *little
*LOT
*LOT
I'm soaking wet currently 🥵
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I'm soaking wet currently 🥵
I want to take a bite of both
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I want to take a bite of both
You had me convinced you were 26/27... Drop the skin care routine, bro
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 AM
You had me convinced you were 26/27... Drop the skin care routine, bro