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🇦🇺 Sandal-wearing layabout in Tropical Queensland 🇨🇦
Canada born, Canberra raised, now thoroughly tropical. 🏝
Canada born, Canberra raised, now thoroughly tropical. 🏝
Wouldn't murdering civilians, even though criminals, to effect regime change be terrorism?
December 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Wouldn't murdering civilians, even though criminals, to effect regime change be terrorism?
Was David Duke not available?
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Was David Duke not available?
Jewish pedestrians beware... well, more so than other pedestrians.
December 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Jewish pedestrians beware... well, more so than other pedestrians.
I drove to work once with my mother, who was carrying on to a medical appointment. Getting out at work, I went in with the keys in my pocket. My mother drove to her appointment, pressed the stop button, and went in.
It was a nice day for a walk to the hospital.
It was a nice day for a walk to the hospital.
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I drove to work once with my mother, who was carrying on to a medical appointment. Getting out at work, I went in with the keys in my pocket. My mother drove to her appointment, pressed the stop button, and went in.
It was a nice day for a walk to the hospital.
It was a nice day for a walk to the hospital.
December 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
A murderer and adulterer pretending to be pious.
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
A murderer and adulterer pretending to be pious.
Coincidentally, the Group of Death will also be the name given to the winners of FIFA's Peace Prize.
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Coincidentally, the Group of Death will also be the name given to the winners of FIFA's Peace Prize.
Does he have sleep apnea? Is he having microsleeps?
Maybe Resmed should send him a gold AirSense 11.
Maybe Resmed should send him a gold AirSense 11.
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Does he have sleep apnea? Is he having microsleeps?
Maybe Resmed should send him a gold AirSense 11.
Maybe Resmed should send him a gold AirSense 11.
Isn't Drunken Pete going to need that money for lawyers?
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Isn't Drunken Pete going to need that money for lawyers?
Oh goody... 2020 Mk 2. We have the same pestilence... and bird flu. 🍊💀
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh goody... 2020 Mk 2. We have the same pestilence... and bird flu. 🍊💀
You won't support it publicly because you're going to he primaried, but you will privately arrange support from people who have chosen to leave. You hoped for plausible deniability.
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
You won't support it publicly because you're going to he primaried, but you will privately arrange support from people who have chosen to leave. You hoped for plausible deniability.
Trump can ground airlines even if he doesn't own them.
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Trump can ground airlines even if he doesn't own them.
Seriously? Mel Gibson?
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Seriously? Mel Gibson?
I'm glad she didn't stoop to calling them a basket of deplorables...
October 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'm glad she didn't stoop to calling them a basket of deplorables...
Those devious Portland frogs must have snuck into his office and put it there.
October 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Those devious Portland frogs must have snuck into his office and put it there.
Also known as "declaring war on Venezuela". #NobelPeacePrize
October 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Also known as "declaring war on Venezuela". #NobelPeacePrize
Weird that a guy who tried to rig an election unsuccessfully who tries to support another guy who tried to rig an election unsuccessfully is opposed to a guy who rigged an election successfully.
October 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Weird that a guy who tried to rig an election unsuccessfully who tries to support another guy who tried to rig an election unsuccessfully is opposed to a guy who rigged an election successfully.
Nah... Turn it into a January 6 Museum.
October 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Nah... Turn it into a January 6 Museum.
Because Americans voted for kleptocracy.
October 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Because Americans voted for kleptocracy.
I wonder how much can be sold for...
October 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I wonder how much can be sold for...
President Vance might be in with a shot. 💀
October 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
President Vance might be in with a shot. 💀