“Social media indicates people love my product, but my sales?”

you're also not forcing people to praise your reps in what looks like an airport ticket counter.

pull ups are one of those exercises that, with a few exceptions, if you get insanely strong and really good at doing them, you can do like 8 or 10 good full ROM reps.

somehow turning the pull up into a traps and core exercise

"after I flush my toilet it fills" it's supposed to do that!!

don't mind me, just thinking about how many people who go without could be fed and housed with $475M

This is an insult to toddlers

Closest we’ll get is disingenuous neoliberal facsimile

you know when it does because they’ll be my only typo-free skeets

Not as automatable as I would’ve anticipated. Took me a while to get the right outputs using just reflection, but I think we’re in good shape now that we’ve gotten there.